The Unfortunately, Fortunately Game

[Goetia]

Fortunately someone else can.

Unfortunately I cannot find that someone.

 

[Hakairyoku]

Fortunately, they find you.

Unfortunately, I'm sick right now.

 

[Lexie]

Fortunately, you're home-sick
Unfortunately, there's nothing you can do but sleep it off

 

[Cabbage]

Fortunately that's all that is needed.
Unfortunately you slept for a week.

 

[Bastian]

fortunately you needed the sleep, unfortunately your gf dumped you

 

[Nonomi]

Fortunate it was an imposter.
Unfortunate your real gf dumps you now for falling for that trick..................

 

[Bastian]

fortunately I really didn't like her, unfortunately she's yandere and has a knife on her

 

[Nonomi]

Fortunate you standing miles away from her.
Unfortunate she has good throwing skills..................

 

[Bastian]

fortunately I am good at dodging, unfortunately I'm cornered

 

[Nonomi]

Fortunate cornered by a pack of harem of your choice.
Unfortunate they all are assassins undercover with one mission..................

 

[Bastian]

fortunately they are on a mission to become my harem and assassinate anyone who stands in my way, unfortunately they are all tsundere

 

[Nonomi]

Fortunate all are in love with you.
Unfortunate what they are in love with, your gold..................

 

[Bastian]

fortunately I wake up from my dream, unfortunately late for school

 

[Nonomi]

Fortunate your look-a-like saved your day.
Unfortunate your clone wishes to erase you..................

 

[Bastian]

fortunately my clone is no match for me, unfortunately he has the harem to back him up

 

[Goetia]

Fortunately they dispel

Unfortunately the subject remains on your mind.

 

[Bastian]

fortunately it doesn't really, unfortunately I forgot to do the laundry

 

[Goetia]

Fortunately there isn't much laundry to do.

Unfortunately there are a lot of dishes.

 

[Nonomi]

Fortunate you know magic.
Unfortunate you transform your dishes into big monsters.......sexy

 

[Bastian]

fortunately forget the monsters we are back on the harem route, unfortunately it's during a zombie apocalypse