The Unfortunately, Fortunately Game

[Cabbage]

Fortunately it merely tickles
Unfortunately the world's ending tomorrow

 

[ᖇ α z m α η]

Fortunately its not gonna

Unfortunately your stranded in a desert .

 

[Hori]

Fortunately a car from nowhere arrives

Unfortunately its full so I sit ontop of it

 

[Goetia]

Fortunately someone gets out.

Unfortunately you're kicked out.

 

[Nonomi]

Fortunate you get the see a superstar.
Unfortunate someone yells in your ear

 

[Goetia]

Fortunately my music is loud enough that I don't hear them.

Unfortunately my music stops playing.

 

[Hori]

Fortunately someone talks to you

Unfortunately you not like what they say

 

[ᖇ α z m α η]

Fortunately im calm

Unfortunately your lost .

 

[Nonomi]

Fortunate you find your pet.
Unfortunate pack of wolves attack you.

 

[Memento Mori]

Fortunately I have gaurds who protects me

Unfortunately Some one robbed you

 

[Nonomi]

Fortunate it was poison.
Unfortunate they inhaled the poison. ............

 

[ᖇ α z m α η]

Fortunately immune to it

Unfortunately you die .

 

[Six Paths]

Fortunately your friend started gathering the Dragon Balls

Unfortunately he has no Car...

 

[Nonomi]

Fortunate Bulma tossed you a car.
Unfortunate you almost tripped over when you tried to catch the car.

 

[Goetia]

Fortunately I correct my fall and dodge the car.

Unfortunately I impaled myself on a stick.

 

[Nonomi]

Fortunate you are immortal.
Unfortunate it's an anti-immortal-stick. now you start freaking

 

[Goetia]

Fortunately I no longer have the curse of living forever.

Unfortunately I leave my friends and family behind.

 

[Nonomi]

Fortunate you lose your memory.
Unfortunate you forget something important........

 

[Goetia]

Fortunately I remember what it is.

Unfortunately, that something is gone.

 

[Nonomi]

Fortunate santa comes along asking for your wish.
Unfortunate he can't fulfill your wish.........