The Unfortunately, Fortunately Game

[Cresee]

Fortunately you return back after a day
Unfortunately you get suspended from school

 

[Goetia]

Fortunately I get it lifted because I did nothing wrong.

Unfortunately, I get framed and suspended again.

 

[Cresee]

Fortunately you join another school
Unfortunately you get perma banned

 

[Tyrion Lannister]

Fortunately, you resolve the issue and make it back
Unfortunately you are under constant surveillence

 

[Cresee]

Fortunately you don't care
Unfortunately you get defeated in a battle

 

[Tyrion Lannister]

Fortunately you are reincarnated
Unfortunately, you lose your control over yourself.

 

[Jinrou]

Fortunately I gain control quickly
Unfortunately you trip in public

 

[Tyrion Lannister]

Fortunately, I use my hands to break the fall.
Unfortunately, your hands are fractured.

 

[ByakuganUser]

Fortunately, they heal up in no time.
Unfortunately, a demon appears

 

[Cresee]

Fortunately you destroy it
Unfortunately you are insulted by someone

 

[~Annihilator~]

Fortunately I don't care.

Unfortunately you fell off a cliff.

 

[Cresee]

Fortunately, there was a river underneath and I knew how to swim.
Unfortunately, you get chased by a dog.

 

[Hakairyoku]

Fortunately, he just wants to play.
Unfortunately, your car gets stolen.

 

[Cresee]

Fortunately, you buy a new one.
Unfortunately, you lose the sense of smell.

 

[Hori]

Fortunately I taste something good.

Unfortunately you get sliced

 

[Cresee]

Fortunately you recover
Unfortunately you die

 

[Hori]

Fortunately I get edo tenseid

Unfortunately I kill you

 

[Cresee]

Fortunately I am already dead.
Unfortunately there is worm in your food.

 

[Hori]

Fortunately it doesn't last long.

Unfortunately I'm bored.

 

[Cresee]

Fortunately you find something to do
Unfortunately you die