The Unfortunately, Fortunately Game

[Kooljay]

Fortunately you gained it from another exam
Unfortunately you happily run outside just to get hit by a car.

 

[Cresee]

Fortunately I survive by using FTG
Unfortunately you die

 

[Tyrion Lannister]

Fortunately, you get reincarnated
Unfortunately you get reincarnated as a cat.

 

[Cresee]

Fortunately, it's what I wanted.
Unfortunately, you lose your pet.

 

[Tyrion Lannister]

Fortunately the pet was about to die any way
Unfortunately, you start to lick your own butt as a cat

 

[Cresee]

Fortunately, I transform into a human./
Unfortunately, you lose the sense of smell.

 

[Tyrion Lannister]

Fortunately,you can still see and feel it
Unfortuantely it's all black and white

 

[Jewjitsu]

Fortunately I can color it
Unfortunately Spiderman dies

 

[~Annihilator~]

Fortunately he was revived.

Unfortunately you became blind.

 

[Hori]

Fortunately I got new eyes

Unfortunately they are mechanical

 

[Cresee]

Fortunately they turn into normal.
Unfortunately you turn into a robot.

 

[Mosier The Great]

fortunately you're a cool robot
unfortunately i die

 

[Cresee]

Fortunately Naruto revives you.
Unfortunately you get permanently banned from NarutoBase.

 

[Mosier The Great]

fortunately you win fub though you're banned
unfortunately you lost sig of the week

 

[Cresee]

Fortunately I win in another contest
Unfortunately you fail a test

 

[Mosier The Great]

but it was a mock exam
unfortunately you get pick pocketed

 

[Hori]

Fortunately mummy cheers me up

Unfortunately she's mad at you

 

[Goetia]

Fortunately she forgives me.

Unfortunately she secretly hates me.

 

[Cresee]

Fortunately you don't care
Unfortunately you receive an infraction

 

[Goetia]

Fortunately its worth nothing.

Unfortunately I get banned.