The Unfortunately, Fortunately Game

[Tyrion Lannister]

Fortunately, you stand are safe from falling of the cliff.
Unfortunately, a bolt of lightning zaps you out of nowhere.

 

[Lexie]

Fortunately only your clothes were burnt
Unfortunately you're completely naked

 

[Jewjitsu]

Fortunately I put on clothes
Unfortunately someone stole your car

 

[Goetia]

Fortunately I have another one.

Unfortunately that one is stolen too.

 

[Cresee]

Fortunately you recover them both.
Unfortunately you lose the sense of taste.

 

[Memento Mori]

Fortunately I picked another series

Unfortunately You lost a finger :|

 

[Goetia]

Fortunately I have 9 others.

Unfortunately I lose my hands.

 

[Lexie]

Fortunately at least you have feet
Unfortunately you lose them too

 

[Goetia]

Fortunately I have Accelerated Regeneration and grow my limbs back.

Unfortunately I die.

 

[Lexie]

Fortunately you left kids behind
Unfortunately you're still dead

 

[Goetia]

Fortunately I am brought back.

Unfortunately I am an emotionless zombie.

 

[Cresee]

Fortunately you get emotions.
Unfortunately you lose everything you love.

 

[Hori]

Fortunately I brought a new game

Unfrotunately you broke your ps4

 

[Tyrion Lannister]

Fortunately I'm cool
Unfortunately I'm not cool enough

 

[Goetia]

Fortunately you become cool enough.

Unfortunately I never become that cool.

 

[Jewjitsu]

Fortunately I do.
Unfortunately i sell my favorite sweater

 

[Cresee]

Fortunately, you bought it again.
Unfortunately, you lose your wallet.

 

[Hori]

Fortunately I get it for you

Unfortunately the chicken steals it

 

[Cresee]

Fortunately you take it from the chicken.
Unfortunately you fail an exam.

 

[Tyrion Lannister]

Fortunately the exam wasn't important
Unfortunately, you lost your confidence bcoz of the exam.