The Unfortunately, Fortunately Game

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Re: The Unfortunately, Fortunately Game
Fortunately I wanted to
Unfortunately I ate the last cookie

 

[Cresee]

Fortunately no one noticed.
Unfortunately you failed a test.

 

[Hori]

Fortunately you find something to do.
Unfortunately your account gets hacked.

 

[Cresee]

Fortunately I recover it.
Unfortunately you send a PM to the wrong person.

 

[Hori]

Fortunately they not see it

Unfortunately your mom sees your internet history

 

[Cresee]

Fortunately it went fine.
Unfortunately you cry.

 

[Hori]

Fortunately mummy cheers me up

Unfortunately she's mad at you

 

[Luther]

Fortunately she isnt anymore
unfortunately i lose my money

 

[Uchiha Kamuidara]

fortunately you found it in your bag.
Unfortunately thieves break into your apartment

 

[Luther]

Fortunately they leave without causing damage
unfortunately i dropped my wallet.

 

[Uchiha Kamuidara]

fortunately none of them noticed.
Unfortunately you shouted

 

[Jewjitsu]

Fortunately I don't lose my voice
Unfortunately you become a power ranger

 

[Goetia]

Fortunately I then become Lelouch.

Unfortunately I die almost immediately.

 

[Lexie]

Fortunately Noda-sensei goes back in time and changes your fate
Unfortunately you lose something important to you in return

 

[Goetia]

Fortunately, I am emotionally resilient.

Unfortunately, I lose everything.

 

[Lexie]

Fortunately you didn't care in the first place
Unfortunately your all alone

 

[Goetia]

Fortunately I'm fine with that.

Unfortunately I develop feelings of emptiness.

 

[Lexie]

Fortunately the universe sympathies with you and sends you your soul mate
Unfortunately you're the only two people alive

 

[Goetia]

Fortunately that is more than enough for me.

Unfortunately, we both die.

 

[Cresee]

Fortunately, you take birth once again and your new life is better than the current.
Unfortunately, you teleport near a cliff.