The Unfortunately, Fortunately Game

[Lexie]

Fortunately I have those people to protect me
Unfortunately they killed the dogs

 

[Cresee]

Fortunately, those dogs always attack innocent people so they did a good job.
Unfortunately, you lose your wallet.

 

[Lexie]

Fortunately It wasn't mine
Unfortunately it was my sister's

 

[Cresee]

Fortunately, someone returns it back to your sister.
Unfortunately, you fall in front of the crowd.

 

[Lexie]

Fortunately no one cared
Unfortunately I hurt my leg

 

[Cresee]

Fortunately, you recover soon and never do it again.
Unfortunately, everyone goes insane and kills themselves.

 

[Lexie]

Fortunately I have magic dust that can cure insanity
Unfortunately it takes time to sprinkle it all so some people die in the process

 

[Cresee]

Fortunately, you revive them by magic.
Unfortunately, you receive an infraction.

 

[Lexie]

Fortunately it's my first one
Unfortunately I still have an infraction

 

[Cresee]

Fortunately, it expires soon.
Unfortunately you get banned.

 

[Lexie]

Fortunately NB is just a pass time
Unfortunately when i'm bored I wont have this to resort to

 

[Cresee]

Fortunately, you will have other things.
Unfortunately, everyone turns into ice except you.

 

[~Annihilator~]

Fortunately, I manage to turn everyone back to normal.

Unfortunately, I'm not studying right now when I should be.

 

[Cresee]

Fortunately, you cheat in the exam.
Unfortunately, your favorite/favourite Anime doesn't get a 2nd season.

 

[~Annihilator~]

Fortunately, I could always re-watch the first season.

Unfortunately, someone stole your wallet.

 

[Cresee]

Fortunately, someone returns it back to me.
Unfortunately, dogs surround you from all sides.

 

[~Annihilator~]

Fortunately, the dogs aren't aggressive.

Unfortunately, you were infected with measles.

 

[Cresee]

Fortunately, I recover soon.
Unfortunately, there are worms in your cake.

 

[~Annihilator~]

Fortunately, I did not eat the worms.

Unfortunately, you got robbed.

 

[Cresee]

Fortunately, it was just in a dream.
Unfortunately, you broke a video game DVD and you didn't install the video game or copied the setup into your computer/laptop.