The Unfortunately, Fortunately Game

[Goetia]

Unfortunately I don't win that much money.

Fortunately I earn a good amount of money from my job.

 

[Inch]

Unfortunately the job requires you to fly to work everyday on your own dollar, so you come out in the hole.

Fortunately, I smell really good.

 

[Cresee]

Unfortunately the job requires you to fly to work everyday on your own dollar, so you come out in the hole.

Fortunately, I smell really good.

Ok for example, I start by saying:"Unfortunately there was a giant evil pillow on the the loose; then the next person would say...Fortunately I had a knife with me and stabbed a hole in it" the other follows with unfortunately as we alternate the fortunates
lol

^^^^^
It's ->
Fortunately
Unfortunately
Not the opposite.
I'll start a new one.
Unfortunately you kill someone accidentally.

 

[Jewjitsu]

Report MS for following the rules :|

Fortunately, it's you. :| just kidding.

Unfortunately the cops come.

 

[Airi]

Fortunately they don't arrest anyone.

 

[Igneel]

Unfortunately they fart alot

Fortunately they only eat donuts

 

[Hakairyoku]

Unfortunately, they get fat.

Fortunately, that means you can get away if you're running from them. xD

 

[Cresee]

Report MS for following the rules :|

Lmao.

OP : You guys aren't following the rules, read the OP again :/
It's not
Unfortunately
Fortunately
But
Fortunately
Unfortunately

I'll start with a new one again

Unfortunately you lose interest in a video game

 

[Hakairyoku]

It's kinda been switching back and forth, I've noticed. xD But thanks for getting it back on track, Minato Sensei. ^^

Fortunately, a new video game gets you interested again.

Unfortunately, your TV breaks.

 

[Cresee]

No problem ^_^
Fortunately, I have the money to buy a new one.
Unfortunately, someone wants to take revenge on you.

 

[Power Bottom]

No problem

Fortunately I don't care
Unortunately they killed you instead

 

[Cresee]

Fortunately, only in their dreams.
Unfortunately, you lost your pet.

 

[Power Bottom]

Fortunately I don't care
Unfortunately you died

 

[Cresee]

Fortunately that's good.
Unfortunately there is a spider beside you.

 

[Hakairyoku]

Fortunately, I smash it.
Unfortunately, a lot more of them are still there.

 

[Twilight]

Fortunately you are just watching an hd t.v.
Unfortunately you forgot your homework at home

 

[Hakairyoku]

Fortunately, your mom brings it for you.
Unfortunately, she embarrasses you in the parking lot.

 

[Kαzє]

Fortunately nobody is around.

Unfortunately I break my leg

 

[Hakairyoku]

Fortunately, paramedics arrive.

Unfortunately, they forget where the hospital is.

 

[Kαzє]

Fortunately a doctor shows up.

Unfortunately naruto ends