The Unfortunately, Fortunately Game

[Cresee]

Fortunately no one cares if you don't care
Unfortunately someone kills you

 

[Slowpoke]

f; they don't
u; they killed you

 

[Cresee]

Fortunately they aren't fast enough to touch me
Unfortunately they try to kill you

 

[Matt]

fortunately i invent pokemon
unfortunately they run away

 

[Cresee]

Fortunately someone caught them all and returned it back to you
Unfortunately everyone gets infected with the Prime Hiruzen disease

 

[Zaphkiel]

Fortunately a hero comes to the scene

Unfortunately he not a good hero

 

[Cresee]

Fortunately no one cares
Unfortunately someone does

 

[Zaphkiel]

Fortunately this is a FG

Unfortunately its a stupid one

 

[Cresee]

Fortunately it's just your opinion
Unfortunately Narutobase gets closed

 

[Zaphkiel]

Fortunately there is OPB

Unfortunately I have too much time invested in NB

 

[Cresee]

Fortunately NB opens again
Unfortunately NB is going to be inactive after Manga ending

 

[Zaphkiel]

Fortunately thats a possibility

Unfortunately its the sad truth..

 

[Cresee]

Fortunately we still have some time
Unfortunately a wild dragon appears in front of your home

 

[Slowpoke]

f; i have fairy types
u; the dragon flies away

 

[Cresee]

Fortunately it's good for me
Unfortunately slow poke kills you

 

[Slowpoke]

f; he didn't
u; he should have

 

[Cresee]

Fortunately he has
Unfortunately you are addicted to butts

 

[Jewjitsu]

Fortunately not for long.
Unfortunately you start to

 

[Cresee]

Fortunately I ain't even addicted to butts
Unfortunately Marriage becomes illegal

 

[Goetia]

Fortunately you get married before it becomes illegal.

Unfortunately I don't do that.