The Unfortunately, Fortunately Game

[Cresee]

Fortunately you kill them
Unfortunately I spilled my milkshake

 

[~Annihilator~]

Fortunately you spilled it on the person you hate.

Unfortunately my phone runs out of battery quickly.

 

[Goetia]

Fortunately you have a charger and port nearby.

Unfortunately my internet shuts off.

 

[Cresee]

Fortunately you have video games to play and keep you entertained
Unfortunately everyone gets malaria

 

[Jewjitsu]

Fortunately there's a cure

Unfortunately not everyone can afford it

 

[Shiny Psyduck]

Fortunately I can

Unfortunately I'm not affected by it atm

 

[Rezolution]

fortunately you're healthy

unfortunately college is expensive

 

[~Annihilator~]

Fortunately you got scholarship.

Unfortunately my internet is so slow.

 

[Cresee]

Fortunately you get a new connection
Unfortunately eating chocolate is prohibited

 

[Lord Orochimaru]

Fortunately I have a modem
unfortunately it is damn slow.

 

[Goetia]

Fortunately it speeds up.

Unfortunately I have no internet.

 

[Lord Orochimaru]

Fortunately I have a facebook account
Unfortunately I have n0 girlfriend in it.

 

[Cresee]

Fortunately you have one in real life
Unfortunately you cannot survive

 

[Matt]

fortunatly it was a dream
unfortunatly you will jump off a bridge

 

[Cresee]

Fortunately you will just do it in a dream
Unfortunately there is nothing to say

 

[069]

Fortunately, Idgaf.

Unfortunately, you don't have a big butt.

 

[Kαzє]

Fortunetly I don't care.

Unfortunately you get ran over by a car.

 

[Lord Orochimaru]

Fortunately I am still alive
Unfortunately Orochimaru killed Naruto

 

[Hori]

Fortunately Sakura helps Naruto recover

Unfortunately Sakura is useless

 

[Slowpoke]

f; i agree

u; i don't care