The Unfortunately, Fortunately Game

[Pride]

Unfortunately, all he wants to do is pork you.

Fortunately, he knows how to pork.

 

[Hori]

Unfortunately he never enters my home

Fortunately I find a new friend

 

[Pride]

Unfortunately, she's a alien lizard princess.

Fortunately, she likes humans.

 

[Hori]

Unfortunately likes them as food

Fortunately she promises to not eat me

 

[Six Paths]

Unfortunately she kills you

Fortunately I found love

 

[Hori]

Unfortunately its one sided

Fortunately she knows where you live

 

[Six Paths]

Unfortunately she wants to kill

Fortunately you will die on the hands of a pretty gil

 

[Hori]

Unfortunately I am not home

Fortunately I am on vacation

 

[Pride]

Unfortunately, dinosaurs are there.

Fortunately, there's a cat.

 

[Hori]

Unfortunately the cat won't leave my side

Fortunately I am a kind person so I take the cat

 

[Bellion]

Unfortunately the cat dies

Fortunately you find another 1

 

[Hori]

Unfortunately its very sickly looking

Fortunately it gets better

 

[Six Paths]

unfortunately it dies as well

Fortunately you find and IC

 

[Hori]

Fortunately its True

Unfortunately everything is getting shit

 

[Six Paths]

Fortunately I Am not becoming one

Unfortunately you hate me

 

[Hori]

Fortunately its not true

Unfortunately I become a zombie

 

[Your Creepy Stalker]

fortunately you managed to join the winning side.
unfortunately you wherent one of the zombies who survived.

 

[Hori]

Unfortunately you die as well

Fortunately it was me who killed you

 

[Bellion]

Unfortunately you can't eat his brains

Fortunately you don't want to

 

[Hori]

Fortunately a vampire approaches

Unfortunately an explosion occurs