The Unfortunately, Fortunately Game

[Hell Autarch]

Unfortunately they hate you

Fortunately you have CJs

 

[Jᴀʏ]

Unfortunately they're useless.

Fortunately you have legs

 

[Hell Autarch]

Unfortunately you are paralyzed waist down

Fortunately you've good CJs

 

[Jᴀʏ]

Unfortunately everyone keeps bugging you for them

Fortunately you create a CE.

 

[Hell Autarch]

Unfortunately it sucks

Fortunately you have a CFS

 

[Baba Yaga]

Unfortunately it sucks

Fortunately you have free time

 

[Robbiebah]

But only for 5 minutes

But at least you get to have *** with your girlfriend

 

[Isis]

Unfortunately I only last 5 minutes.

Fortunately you gain Sage rank.

 

[Baba Yaga]

Unfortunately you lose your account


Fortunately you get a gift

 

[Jᴀʏ]

Unfortunately it's something I already own.

Fortunately you see a black cat.

 

[Hell Autarch]

Unfortunately it's dead

Fortunately you get a car

 

[Houdinii]

Unfortunately its possessed

Fortunately it has cash in the trunk

 

[Jᴀʏ]

Unfortunately it's from e different era.

Fortunately I'm alive.

 

[Robot Boy]

Unfortunately, I just appeared.

Fortunately I'm not tired.

 

[Jᴀʏ]

Unfortunately that means you have to work

Fortunately the sky is not falling

 

[Byakuren]

unfortunately the sky is falling

Fortunately you have no gravity

 

[Houdinii]

Unfortunately everything still falls towards you

Fortunately you can pass through objects

 

[Sirius Black]

Unfortunately I cannot pass through walls
Fortunately you can control ice

 

[Houdinii]

unfortunately you freeze to death

Fortunately you respawn

 

[Sirius Black]

Unfortunately I don't
Fortunately you become a ghost