The Unfortunately, Fortunately Game

[Jewjitsu]

fortunately it was painless
unfortunately it's raining

 

[Mayhem]

fortunately the world floods
unfortunately no one likes u

 

[Jewjitsu]

fortunately it's what i wanted
unfortunately you like pie

 

[Mayhem]

fortunately i like them with coffee.
unfortunalely u get banned

 

[Jewjitsu]

fortunately it was expected
unfortunately you become a mod

 

[Mayhem]

fortunately, i can ban myself then
unfortunately u lose all your posts

 

[Jewjitsu]

fortunately i am happy
unfortunately you get a red rep bar

 

[Mayhem]

fortunately no ones gives a damn
unfortunately u start running around for no reason

 

[Jewjitsu]

fortunately no one gets hurt
unfortunately you like golf

 

[Mayhem]

fortunately, i was just lying
unfortunately u turn in to a ball

 

[Jewjitsu]

fortunately i dont harm anyone
unfortunately you write a poem

 

[Mayhem]

fortunately you realize its crap
unfortunately u like someone

 

[Jewjitsu]

fortunately they don't like me
unfortunately you trip in front of someone

 

[Mayhem]

fortunately they go away
unfortunately u laugh hard

 

[Jewjitsu]

fortunately no one notices
unfortunately you join a mosh pit

 

[Mayhem]

fortunately, i dont know what that is
unfortunately you get hit by a car

 

[Jewjitsu]

fortunately it wasn't severe
unfortuntely it's snowing

 

[Mayhem]

fortunately u freeze and die
unfortunately u become immortal

 

[Jewjitsu]

fortunately it's what i wanted
unfortunately you kill a cat

 

[Mayhem]

fortunately i laugh over it.
unfortunately crows haunt u