The Unfortunately, Fortunately Game

[Cresee]

Fortunately you don't care about the Infraction and move on.
Unfortunately some one neg reps you for no reason.

 

[Nonomi]

Fortunate you know who they are and starts using magic arts.
Unfortunate your enemy is bigger than you though.

 

[Cresee]

Fortunately Size doesn't matter.
Unfortunately you teleport near a cliff.

 

[Nonomi]

Fortunate you landed on a jar of mango
Unfortunate mango was bombs in disguise.

 

[Cresee]

Fortunately Nagato saves you by summoning a hawk -> putting you and him into the Hawk's mouth and then reverse summoning it.
Unfortunately Naruto is coming to an end.

 

[Nonomi]

Fortunate she's fan of Nagato only.
Unfortunate rockets made of chocolate starts to rain down.

 

[Cresee]

Fortunately you're fine with it.
Unfortunately I have very less posts.

 

[Nonomi]

Fortunate you just told a lie.
Unfortunate you get a -50k post in your inbox

 

[Cresee]

Fortunately my posts become double of that.
Unfortunately you reach 100k before me.

 

[Nonomi]

Fortunate they are a slowpoke.
Unfortunate your +counts get transferred to another.

 

[Cresee]

Fortunately my post count transfers to Jewjitsu and I'm pretty happy with it.
Unfortunately you start to dislike everything.

 

[Nonomi]

Fortunate they don't dislike anything.
Unfortunate you get panic attacks and trip

 

[Cresee]

Fortunately I recover soon.
Unfortunately you drop your chocolate.

 

[Nonomi]

Fortunate they have sexy stash of Chocolate
Unfortunate Nagato stole them all<3

 

[Cresee]

Fortunately Nagato gave them to you.
Unfortunately Itachi stole it from you.

 

[Nonomi]

Fortunate Itachi is distracted by Sasuke, so it's grab-back-time.
Unfortunate Itachi notices me.

 

[Cresee]

Fortunately Nagato stomps him and gives the chocolates back to you.
Unfortunately you lose your way

 

[Nonomi]

Fortunate Nagato is a good husband.
Unfortunate the story ends now.

 

[Cresee]

Fortunately you start it again.
Unfortunately you drop tea on your newly bought dress.

 

[-Best-]

Forutnately you sing
Un fort. your voice sucks.