CM Punk pawns through racks of dresses as they look for their prey. But they haven’t yet checked
UNDERGROUND, where a knife-wielding hand suddenly lashes out, cutting one thug’s Achille’s tendons. The goon SCREAMS as he falls. Gun in hand, Undertaker flips back the comforter to carefully look underneath.But there’s no one there.
Confused, he glances up just in time to see Kaguya kick him across the face.
Ripping the clotheshanger pole from the closet, CM Punk uses it as a quarterstaff. Not only does he take down those chakra arms, he also drives it THROUGH THE WALL to peg arm in the hallway.
Still holding knife, CM Punk takes on one chakra arm after another, using all the tools at her disposal. One guy gets hit with the freezer door, while another gets a face full of flour and a frying pan to the head. Undertaker may not be much of a cook, but he’s great in the kitchen.
Needing both hands free, Undertakers puts CM Punk into a ceramic cookie jar. A beat later, the dog pokes his head out from under the lid, wanting to watch the fight. Rolling back over the counter, CM Punk swings a hanging plant to knock out a pursuer. Be it a waffle iron, rolling pin or barbecue tong, anything CM Punk touches becomes a weapon.
Kaguya goes flying through the ring, which SHATTERS. Wrapping his hand in a towel, the Undertaker grabs a large shard and uses it as a glass sword.
On the table, the match's progress bar shows that CM Punks’s interminable download is nearly complete. CM Punk faces two more chakra arms. He kicks one through the ring. Just then we hear...
