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Nope, this is a tricky one.
It is seriously recking my head xd
Nope, this is a tricky one.
Here's another one, it's kind of old
A long, long time ago, two Egyptian camel drivers were fighting for the hand of the daughter of the sheik of Abbudzjabbu. The sheik, who liked neither of these men to become the future husband of his daughter, came up with a clever plan: a race would determine who of the two men would be allowed to marry his daughter. And so the sheik organized a camel race. Both camel drivers had to travel from Cairo to Abbudzjabbu, and the one whose camel would arrive last in Abbudzjabbu, would be allowed to marry the sheik's daughter.
The two camel drivers, realizing that this could become a rather lengthy expedition, finally decided to consult the Wise Man of their village. Arrived there, they explained him the situation, upon which the Wise Man raised his cane and spoke four wise words. Relieved, the two camel drivers left his tent: they were ready for the contest!
What did the wise man say
I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?
Take each other's camel.
I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?
He's a midget! He's not tall enough to press the button for the top floor so he pushes the highest button he can and walks the rest of the way. unless theres somewhere there who can press it for him![]()
pressure
Nope its not pressure, i got it right unintentionaly.
NO xd
even if you give this to someone else you still get to keep it. what is it
Ok There is a round room. There is a painter, a babysitter, a dog, a lawyer, and a cook. The cook is cooking in the kitchen, the babysitter and lawyer to the dog out for a walk, the painter is painting in the corner, and the baby is doing whatever babies do. When the babysitter and lawyer come home the baby is dead. Who did it?
even if you give this to someone else you still get to keep it. what is it
I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities. I turn pancakes brown and make your champane bubble. If you sqeeze me, I'll pop. If you look at me, you'll pop. Can you guess the riddle?
the babysitter