****Warning the following is not meant to bash characters or insult anyone it's just for pure entertainment so no need to take any jokes seriously****
Today we have a special guest who'll be helping with my thread known as "swagske swagchiha" AKA the best rapper of all time!!
Hey yo..shall we start?
*****'in!]
1-Naruto dodged Sasuke's chidori back then blah blah blah.
-yup Naruto doged it alright but some unknown force came from space and knocked naruto back to the lake and for some reason naruto got some sparks of lighting coming out of his body which sasuke's chidori totally had nothing to do with it since naruto dodged it because naruto never makes mistakes for some reason and sasuke can't hit naruto because he's my fav and sasuke sucks...seriously don't like it?
[SPOILER
they see me smackin they hatin.....butthurtin and trying to prove me losin
my swag is so loud I'm neg diffing....they just mad I'm>their fav and over killin
2-sasuke is cheating! he's using the tailed beasts!he's fodder without the his eyes!he took itachi's eyes!
-I'm sorry but wasn't naruto doing the same this whole time? sasuke totally owned those beasts and they're his prize
just like when naruto defeated kurama with help from others to get his powers
and if you don't like sasuke having strong eyes
[SPOILER
sasuke was born with his strong eyes so you wanna say he's fodder without them? okay but let's make it fair:
naruto with no limps vs sasuke with no eyes...see where I'm getting at?
and about itachi's eys they're sasuke's prize too cuz he defeated him either itachi let him win or not he won so if you don't like it
[SPOILER
are you saying sasuke uchiha is cheating?
I'll trap you inside my CT and give you an uchiha beating
I'll fry you up with my flames and destroy you for the cause
I'm the worlds greatest uchiha suck my truth seeking balls
3-sasuke is a tyrant! he want's to kill every one! he is plan is bs!
-sasuke's plans is to become the NV batman he's the one the world needs but not what it deserves and if you don't like it[SPOILER
I'm killing this fox then I'll start a revolution!
the all got a problem and I'm the permanent solution
this world is going down but I won't let it happen
cause this world is a ship and every ship needs a captain
4-naruto is nerfed!he's tired! sasuke didn't do shit! he needed tailed beats to match naruto!
plot.
when sasuke and naruto both fell it's quite obvious the reason that both of them is hurt is sasuke's attack
cause it exploded in both their faces so sasuke took damage from his own attack
when he could've just done this:
and then stomp him with his susanoo blitz
also at any point of the battle sasuke could've used rinne shift when he's fighting in short range and teleport him in his susanoo's hand and crush his bones or cut him to many pieces also when naruto tripped and didn't hit sasuke with rasengan keep in mind that he's tired from using sm also sasuk was tired from all that power he used that's why naruto was able to use the barrage against him and even if naruto hit sasuke with rasengan sasuke'll just absorb it and here
he could just summon more shuriken and kill the other clones and naruto instead of chidori and here
he could just summon a kunai and pop his head instead of punching him
the same to the following:
and about naruto being tired he ran out of chakra along time ago and had to use all of yang kurama's chakra and then took a nap and woke up with a brand new kurama with nearly full HP and MP with a 10% of all other 8 beasts plus yang kurama while sasuke used his own chakra this whole time so using the beasts to restore his power is no big deal
not to mention that sasuke nearly died to get his rinnegan so if you don't like it
[SPOILER
Killer sasuke skilled with the sword-simply known as the lord-solo *****es when I'm bored
I'll assasinate this punk and take the mic and the lead
then i'll show the world that I can make even talied beasts bleed
it's time to bring up the heat-I''ll beat his ass to the beat-leave him face down on the street-give the taste of defeat
I have not time to spend
it' my turn to ascend
all you can do is defend
R.I.P my only friend
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Summary
-stop being a butthurt and accept it
-just enjoy the manga
-plot is nerfing both
-naruto = sasuke don't like it deal with it
-sasuke is the best rapper
sorry about the grammar mistakes and thanks for reading
seeya!
Today we have a special guest who'll be helping with my thread known as "swagske swagchiha" AKA the best rapper of all time!!
Hey yo..shall we start?
*****'in!]
1-Naruto dodged Sasuke's chidori back then blah blah blah.
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-yup Naruto doged it alright but some unknown force came from space and knocked naruto back to the lake and for some reason naruto got some sparks of lighting coming out of his body which sasuke's chidori totally had nothing to do with it since naruto dodged it because naruto never makes mistakes for some reason and sasuke can't hit naruto because he's my fav and sasuke sucks...seriously don't like it?
[SPOILER
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[/SPOILER]they see me smackin they hatin.....butthurtin and trying to prove me losin
my swag is so loud I'm neg diffing....they just mad I'm>their fav and over killin
2-sasuke is cheating! he's using the tailed beasts!he's fodder without the his eyes!he took itachi's eyes!
-I'm sorry but wasn't naruto doing the same this whole time? sasuke totally owned those beasts and they're his prize
just like when naruto defeated kurama with help from others to get his powers
and if you don't like sasuke having strong eyes
[SPOILER
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[/SPOILER]sasuke was born with his strong eyes so you wanna say he's fodder without them? okay but let's make it fair:
naruto with no limps vs sasuke with no eyes...see where I'm getting at?
and about itachi's eys they're sasuke's prize too cuz he defeated him either itachi let him win or not he won so if you don't like it
[SPOILER
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[/SPOILER]are you saying sasuke uchiha is cheating?
I'll trap you inside my CT and give you an uchiha beating
I'll fry you up with my flames and destroy you for the cause
I'm the worlds greatest uchiha suck my truth seeking balls
3-sasuke is a tyrant! he want's to kill every one! he is plan is bs!
-sasuke's plans is to become the NV batman he's the one the world needs but not what it deserves and if you don't like it[SPOILER
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[/SPOILER]I'm killing this fox then I'll start a revolution!
the all got a problem and I'm the permanent solution
this world is going down but I won't let it happen
cause this world is a ship and every ship needs a captain
4-naruto is nerfed!he's tired! sasuke didn't do shit! he needed tailed beats to match naruto!
You must be registered for see images
plot.
when sasuke and naruto both fell it's quite obvious the reason that both of them is hurt is sasuke's attack
cause it exploded in both their faces so sasuke took damage from his own attack
when he could've just done this:
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and then stomp him with his susanoo blitz
also at any point of the battle sasuke could've used rinne shift when he's fighting in short range and teleport him in his susanoo's hand and crush his bones or cut him to many pieces also when naruto tripped and didn't hit sasuke with rasengan keep in mind that he's tired from using sm also sasuk was tired from all that power he used that's why naruto was able to use the barrage against him and even if naruto hit sasuke with rasengan sasuke'll just absorb it and here
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he could just summon more shuriken and kill the other clones and naruto instead of chidori and here
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he could just summon a kunai and pop his head instead of punching him
the same to the following:
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and about naruto being tired he ran out of chakra along time ago and had to use all of yang kurama's chakra and then took a nap and woke up with a brand new kurama with nearly full HP and MP with a 10% of all other 8 beasts plus yang kurama while sasuke used his own chakra this whole time so using the beasts to restore his power is no big deal
not to mention that sasuke nearly died to get his rinnegan so if you don't like it
[SPOILER
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[/SPOILER]Killer sasuke skilled with the sword-simply known as the lord-solo *****es when I'm bored
I'll assasinate this punk and take the mic and the lead
then i'll show the world that I can make even talied beasts bleed
it's time to bring up the heat-I''ll beat his ass to the beat-leave him face down on the street-give the taste of defeat
I have not time to spend
it' my turn to ascend
all you can do is defend
R.I.P my only friend
-----------------------------------------------------
Summary
-stop being a butthurt and accept it
-just enjoy the manga
-plot is nerfing both
-naruto = sasuke don't like it deal with it
-sasuke is the best rapper
sorry about the grammar mistakes and thanks for reading
seeya!
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