well to begin this fanfiction is made to be 95% humor, I didn't set a clear plot? and all the akatsuki members here arn't 100% evil (Hidan maybe in exception), all the akatsuki are Half their usual power, and there's no "Akatsuki organization" in this fiction ... enjoy (I hope)
Our tale begin with Deidara the teenage explosive corps ex-member of Iwagakure who’s enjoying a fullmoon night chatting with his so called « danna », Sasori of red sand a former puppeteer of sunagakure , in front of a lake near the checkpoint that existed between their villages.
Anyway, these two artists are getting along with each, except when it comes to their discussion about true art :
Deidara : ( creating a butterfly out of clay and blowing it up) see danna this is true art …. Art is bang, hmm.
Sasori : ( fixing one of his puppet arms) how stupid …. What’s the meaning of something that disappears in mere moments, I believe that eternal beauty is the true meaning of art.
Deidara : ( feeling pissed off) hmm …. I’m going to explore the other side of the lake.
So Deidara created a clay fish and hopped on it to reach the other side, while exploring the vast plains, suddenly he felt something coming from under the ground and it was a snake, and swiftly Deidara avoided being bitten, some strange cloaked man emerged from the ground and with a creepy voice :
Stranger : not bad, after all you’re the spoiled grandson of the third tsuchikage…
Deidara : Shut up, I’m no longer related to that old fart … hmm
Stranger : So are you going to show me your bakuton (explosive style) or should I make you pull it out.
Deidara : ( pulling a clay bird, making it bigger, and riding it) You asked for it ! hmm.
And before releasing some explosives from his hand the cloaked man teleported behind him and delivered one devestating kick that torn Deidara’s bird apart sending Deidara straight into the ground, unable to move properly Deidara pulled a small amount of clay within a mouth in his palm.
However the stranger made a boar-ram-rat seal making his arms greenish and before he punched our artist , Dei desperately threw an explosive spider, the explosion didn’t prevent him totally from being punched, so he passed away.
Sasori who was worry about his friend followed him and when he arrived at the battle field the cloaked man was about to take Dei with them, Sasori with a quick move summoned his red secret technique : Salamander to cover his partner and black crow to realease a rapid drizzle of senbons at the enemy scaring him away, unusually of him he felt really worry about the badly injured Deidara, after Sasori removed salamander he quickly carried his friend away to the nearest medical-nin, on his way examining Dei’s body he realized something that is surprising that almost knocked him out ….
Our tale begin with Deidara the teenage explosive corps ex-member of Iwagakure who’s enjoying a fullmoon night chatting with his so called « danna », Sasori of red sand a former puppeteer of sunagakure , in front of a lake near the checkpoint that existed between their villages.
Anyway, these two artists are getting along with each, except when it comes to their discussion about true art :
Deidara : ( creating a butterfly out of clay and blowing it up) see danna this is true art …. Art is bang, hmm.
Sasori : ( fixing one of his puppet arms) how stupid …. What’s the meaning of something that disappears in mere moments, I believe that eternal beauty is the true meaning of art.
Deidara : ( feeling pissed off) hmm …. I’m going to explore the other side of the lake.
So Deidara created a clay fish and hopped on it to reach the other side, while exploring the vast plains, suddenly he felt something coming from under the ground and it was a snake, and swiftly Deidara avoided being bitten, some strange cloaked man emerged from the ground and with a creepy voice :
Stranger : not bad, after all you’re the spoiled grandson of the third tsuchikage…
Deidara : Shut up, I’m no longer related to that old fart … hmm
Stranger : So are you going to show me your bakuton (explosive style) or should I make you pull it out.
Deidara : ( pulling a clay bird, making it bigger, and riding it) You asked for it ! hmm.
And before releasing some explosives from his hand the cloaked man teleported behind him and delivered one devestating kick that torn Deidara’s bird apart sending Deidara straight into the ground, unable to move properly Deidara pulled a small amount of clay within a mouth in his palm.
However the stranger made a boar-ram-rat seal making his arms greenish and before he punched our artist , Dei desperately threw an explosive spider, the explosion didn’t prevent him totally from being punched, so he passed away.
Sasori who was worry about his friend followed him and when he arrived at the battle field the cloaked man was about to take Dei with them, Sasori with a quick move summoned his red secret technique : Salamander to cover his partner and black crow to realease a rapid drizzle of senbons at the enemy scaring him away, unusually of him he felt really worry about the badly injured Deidara, after Sasori removed salamander he quickly carried his friend away to the nearest medical-nin, on his way examining Dei’s body he realized something that is surprising that almost knocked him out ….
To be continued
keep it up dude