this is the second Part to my fanfiction
Sasori : Deidara … Deidara … Deidara ! wake up you useless piece of ….
Deidara : Wha … danna … stop shouting … my ears are ringin…hmm ?
As Deidara woke up under the shock that he’ve been turned into …. A GIRL !
Deidara : AAAAAH ! What in the will of stone is happening to me ?! … my voice my body ! ... I’m a woman !
Sasori : ( couldn’t prevent himself from smiling) well I must say … that was (giggle) … I mean you’re …. look at your …. HAHAHA….
Deidara : I don’t know what’s is scarier being a woman or seeing you laughing from the bottom of your wooden heart … hmm
Sasori : I thaught I told you never to pull that « wooden heart » string again.
Deidara : well you started it danna … hmm
Sasori : enough of chitchat … you must find a solution to your problem before everyone in the shinobi world start spreading rumors about me and you falling in love.
Entering the room the Iwa medical-nin hired by sasori to heal Deidara commented : « Sorry Sasori-sama but we can’t heal your friend … since this is a highly ranked technique mixing a curse technique with medical chakra the only person able to heal him/her is the well known slug princess and the granddaughter of the first hokage Tsunade of Konohagakure »
Sasori : Suna,Iwa, and Konoha aren’t going well these years so it will be a little hard to make her heal you.
Medical-nin : Actually Sasori-sama rumors are running these days that Tsunade had ran away from her village for unknown reasons, and there’s a great reward would be given to the one who return her by the great fire feudual lord in person.
Deidara : seems I’m in a great jam … what’re we going to do danna … hmm
Sasori : «we » … it’s your jam not mine save yourself.
Deidara : ( making an extremely cute sad face) but I thaught we’re friends … please danna.
Sasori : Fine you idiot … stop acting such a girl (as always) … come let’s fix you up.
Deidara : fix me up ?!
Sasori : of course you can’t hang around in the shinobi world looking like a transexual freak !
And so Sasori took Deidara-chan to the market and bought her the perfect fit that a kuniochi could ever wear, and so were their depart to find Tsunade-hime.
Deidara : ( finding it hard to walk with his new body) sigh … How could Kurutsuchi ever walk with these stuff hanging from her chest ? … hmm
Sasori : quit whining and create a clay bird !
And when deidara tried to feed his palms they grossly vomitted the clay.
Sasori : Now what ?
Deidara : I dunno … it’s like my chakra is disturbed by that strange jutsu maybe I need some time to regain control … hmm
Sasori : damn looks like we have to walk from now on.
And so our heroes started their quest … unware that there’s someone or something is stalking them from afar…
Sasori : Deidara … Deidara … Deidara ! wake up you useless piece of ….
Deidara : Wha … danna … stop shouting … my ears are ringin…hmm ?
As Deidara woke up under the shock that he’ve been turned into …. A GIRL !
Deidara : AAAAAH ! What in the will of stone is happening to me ?! … my voice my body ! ... I’m a woman !
Sasori : ( couldn’t prevent himself from smiling) well I must say … that was (giggle) … I mean you’re …. look at your …. HAHAHA….
Deidara : I don’t know what’s is scarier being a woman or seeing you laughing from the bottom of your wooden heart … hmm
Sasori : I thaught I told you never to pull that « wooden heart » string again.
Deidara : well you started it danna … hmm
Sasori : enough of chitchat … you must find a solution to your problem before everyone in the shinobi world start spreading rumors about me and you falling in love.
Entering the room the Iwa medical-nin hired by sasori to heal Deidara commented : « Sorry Sasori-sama but we can’t heal your friend … since this is a highly ranked technique mixing a curse technique with medical chakra the only person able to heal him/her is the well known slug princess and the granddaughter of the first hokage Tsunade of Konohagakure »
Sasori : Suna,Iwa, and Konoha aren’t going well these years so it will be a little hard to make her heal you.
Medical-nin : Actually Sasori-sama rumors are running these days that Tsunade had ran away from her village for unknown reasons, and there’s a great reward would be given to the one who return her by the great fire feudual lord in person.
Deidara : seems I’m in a great jam … what’re we going to do danna … hmm
Sasori : «we » … it’s your jam not mine save yourself.
Deidara : ( making an extremely cute sad face) but I thaught we’re friends … please danna.
Sasori : Fine you idiot … stop acting such a girl (as always) … come let’s fix you up.
Deidara : fix me up ?!
Sasori : of course you can’t hang around in the shinobi world looking like a transexual freak !
And so Sasori took Deidara-chan to the market and bought her the perfect fit that a kuniochi could ever wear, and so were their depart to find Tsunade-hime.
Deidara : ( finding it hard to walk with his new body) sigh … How could Kurutsuchi ever walk with these stuff hanging from her chest ? … hmm
Sasori : quit whining and create a clay bird !
And when deidara tried to feed his palms they grossly vomitted the clay.
Sasori : Now what ?
Deidara : I dunno … it’s like my chakra is disturbed by that strange jutsu maybe I need some time to regain control … hmm
Sasori : damn looks like we have to walk from now on.
And so our heroes started their quest … unware that there’s someone or something is stalking them from afar…
To be continued
