Punk Hazard
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Arnold- Everyone knows Arnold as the super nice guy who helps everyone in need. But how did he become this way? It all started with his parents. Arnold's parents were very rich and very, VERY snobby. When Arnold was a toddler, his parents would often teach him their ways. One night, when walking home with Arnold, his parents encountered a homeless man. The poor man asked them to give them some spare change. They refused and Arnold's father pulled out a checkbook. He wrote a check for 2 million dollars and was about to give it to the man. The man was very happy and reached out for it. Before he could even touch it, he was forced to watch in horror as Arnold's father pulled back the check and lit it on fire with a cigar he had been smoking. As they walked away, Arnold looked back with pity for the man, all the while his parents laughed. Unbeknownst to any of them, they were being followed. The homeless man was utterly devastated, and out of anger, decided he had nothing to lose and was going to kill Arnold's parents. As they arrived home, the homeless man, using a bottle with a gas-soaked rag, set the house on fire. The homeless man then broke in and took Arnold out of his crib. He had seen Arnold's look of remorse and knew he was a good kid. The parents, out cold from a vodka-sleeping pill concoction, didnt even wake up as the fire swept over them. Shortly after the incident, he was given to his grandparents, inbred Phil and schizophrenic Pooky, who are also long lost cousins. They are from the South, which is why they have so many pets. Arnold's parents left most of their money to each other, bypassing the laws by leaving their halves to each other and not to themselves, while leaving Arnold some inheritance, which was used to buy the house he currently lives in. Arnold somehow always knew his parents uptight attitudes led to their deaths, so he vowed to be nice no matter what. His most notable example is Helga, the transvestite.
Helga: Helga was born a male. Helga always believed she was in the wrong body, and asked her dad to pay for an operation to become a boy. After the operation, Helga was finally going to be happy, or so she thought. She met with a lot of ridicule from her peers due to her still having many characteristics of a man, including her unibrow and manish behaviour. After rumors of her having a mangina began to spread, she began contemplating suicide. However, after Arnold was nice to her, despite the torture she endured, she decided to become friends with Phoebe, who was secretly a lesbian and love Arnold forever. However, due to trust issues and still having slight male in her, she was never able to express it to him, being rude to him instead. Her real name was Gerald Pataki, which was changed to Geraldine. She then took up the name Helga, becoming Helga G. Pataki.
Gerald- If one were to look at Gerald's head, they would notice that he has a slight bump. However, this bump is far from slight. As a boy, he fell down the stairs, causing a permanent, elongated bump. In order to keep the bump a secret, he let his hair grow out around it. However, his hair wouldnt grow in an afro like he wanted, only going straight up. Since he got this injury, he suffered brain damage, his subconscious creating a person known as Fuzzy Slippers. This projection from his subconscious has filled his head with fictional tales of urban legends.
Harold: As a child, Harold was heavily bullied due to his goofy look, nost notably is one tooth that sticks out of his lower jaw. To cope with the bullying, he began to overeat. This caused him to be bullied even more. This caused him to become a bully.
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