*Remus opens his left eye, seeing Dante getting wrecked! He remembers his first day at training as he sits there in pain...*
-flashback-
*the first day of Alliance training! Remus is standing with his other recruits*
Boot Camp Trainer: OK!!! You are all here to fight for the glory of the Alliance against the evil Horde and the Death Knights!!!
Remus, rest of recruits: Sir, yes sir! *stand at attention, holding their wooden swords and bucklers*
BCT: NOW! The first rule!! Members of the Horde and the Death Knights are no more than animals!! So, if you are caught near death, on the ground, you MUST STAY STILL!! Their animal instinct will tell them to not attack!! UNDERSTOOD?!
Recruits/Remus: Sir, yes sir!
-another flasback-
*an older Remus hears the news that the BCT was killed by the very rule he so advocated, being fodderized by a Death Knight while he was "sleeping" during the war*
-end flashback-
Gods, I'm screwed....
*Remus closes his eyes and legitimately starts snoozing...*