[Comedy] The Tale of the Juubi no last name

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The Tale of the Juubi no last name: Chapter 5

Chapter 5: The Purge

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Itachi:Did you all miss me?

Sasuke:I-Is that my brother?

Juubi: Do not be decieved young lady that is not your brother that is.....FANBOY!!

Itachi: Heh heh I knew I couldnt fool you father.

Kabuto: Oh Lord Itachi, after going through izanami I realized i had to accept who i am and, I love you Itachi (Lunges toward Itachi)

Itachi:Gaaah Izanami! Izanami!

Kabuto: not again!!!!!!

Kakashi:How were you brought back in the first place?

Itachi: As you know I am the reincarnation of Fanboy, It took 1,000,000,000 chants of solo king to resurrect me into full power and now my power is even greater than the first time I walked this earth. Ive come to let you know that i'll be declaring war on the ninja world and there is nothing you can do about it...and Madara you knew of my existence so you tried to cast the world in an eternal genjutsu cuz you knew of no other way to defeat me. You almost succeeded. So i must thank Naruto.

Madara:......*****

Sakura: You said war on the NW you and what army?

Itachi: My army..(Itachi slams his hand on the ground and a shockwave knocks everyone back. Out of the shadow comes people wearing dark cloaks chanting, "Solo king, solo king, solo king"

Kakashi: Gah dammit Sakura you get one power up and you start talking.

Shino:Sakura why did you ask him that this is your fault

Hiruzen: Oh god!!!!!

Tobirama: Sakura you made Hiruzen soil himself.

Kiba:Im goin to beat them and be hokage (he charges toward the army of fanboys and gets incinerated ur welcome)

Hashirama: There has to be at least a billion of them we are surrounded....Minato do you have one more ass pull up your sleeve?

Minato: Im all out KCM mode was the last ass pull kishi gave me.

The fanboys start to close in on the SA, and suddenly a white light appears. Ramen Guy has arrived on the battle field.

Ramen Guy: I knew you would eventually come out of hiding fanboy.

Itachi: If it isnt Teuchi, you have grown weak over the years not even you can stop me. Generals come forth and help me purge them into the fanboy abyss!

Two masked ninja's jump beside Itachi and begin to take off their masks.

Naruto: Y-You guys are...why have you joined fanboy

Sai and Yamato: Its because you kicked us off of team seven!!!!

Sai, Yamato, Fanboy, and his fanboy alliance charge toward the SA.

Itachi: Let the purge begin!

Ramen Guy: So its come to this, (Ramen guy makes 3 handseals and after a bright light the SA has disappeared)

Itachi: Hmm a coward to the end.

Sai: Shall we pursue?

Yamato: I wanted to say that.....

Itachi: no there are a few things we must take care of. We must await orders from the boss.

A snake starts to slither out of the ground.

Itachi: Thank you for reviving me Orochimaru.

More snakes start to converge until the full figure of orochimaru is standing before the fanboy alliance.

Orochimaru: Heh heh do not thank me yet.

(The scene ends closing in on a curse seal on Itachi's neck) To be continued


 
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Edit: It was funny but so random I had to put them faces...
 
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yea its meant to be randomn but if you dont know of the previous chapters it gets even more confusing
 

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I liked it awesome bro !
 

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Phew thanks i was starting to get down felt like i dissapointed the fans
 

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man it was f***in awesome

LOL

solo king, solo king,....
dammit Sakura you get one power up and you start talking
Minato do you have one more ass pull up your sleeve?
 
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