[Comedy] The Tale of the Juubi no Last Name: Chapter 4

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Chapter 4: Ramen Guy vs Fanboy

The crowd of people start to space out and chat amongst each other about the upcoming battle. Fanboy jumps toward Ramen guy at high speed and attempts to land a kick on him, Ramen guy easily dodges this and makes a single hand seal. A golden aura appears around him. This occured almost at the same time Fanboy tried to use Tsukoyami on him. Ramen Guy was uneffected buy tsukoyami do to his jutsu.
Ramen broth forbidden soul jutsu
Rank: Ramen (highest rank)
Range: Short
Damage: N/A
Chakra cost: Over 9000
Description: The user molds chakra into ramen broth and releases the power. This creats an aura that repels all jutsu and gives the user a power boost as well.
Ramen guy throws a vicious uppercut at fanboy sending him through the roof of their house. The fight is now taking place outside near a lake. Ramen guy follows this up by crashing down on Fanboy from above which leaves a great crator in the ground; however, fanboy is no where to be seen. Suddenly Fanboy appears 20 meters behind Ramen Guy and uses Amaterasu. Ramen Guy becomes engulfed in the inescapable flames and with a single scream a bright light appears and when the light dissapears a gigantic dome that looks like an upside bowl has appeared covering the area Ramen Guy and Fanboy are in. The flames have also disappeared.
Buddha's Purity Ramen Dome
Rank: Ramen
Damage: N/A
Chakra cost: Over 9000
Description: The user encases a given area in a dome/bowl and nullifies any given jutsu.
Fanboy: Ah you are pretty good but how will you handle this!

Fanboy begins to create 5 gigantic Susano'o that seem to be also infused with the Amaterasu. The Susano'o are of a purple color and they are 8 times the size of a normal Susano'o. They begin to bare down on Ramen Guy but he remains calm never changing his expression. He claps his hands together and many symbols appear around the dome and start to spin around it very rapidly until the dome explodes in a blinding white light.

Ramen Crisis Purity Genocide
Rank: Ramen
Damage: 2000000000
Chakra cost: Over 900000
Description: After using the purity dome the user then compresses and releases all energy of the dome to erase and dispel anything within it.
Meanwhile on their business trip.
SO6p:Im worried about the kids I don't know if they will get along
Juubi: All i know is they better not mess up that carpet.
Back to the fight.
Once the debris and smoke clears Ramen Guy notices dark meteors are hurling toward him. Fanboy used izanagi to avoid the attack.
Ramen Guy: That fiend he will pay for this.
Ramen guy in a single seal emits a powerful blast of chakra and out of the sky comes a huge rod. He creates a projection of himself large enough to hold this rod and by simply waving it toward the meteors they turn back. He then locates fanboy. Instantaneously he jumps in the air and points the rod down. The projection of a lotus flower blooms at the top of the rod and a beam of light is fired at fanboy covering a span of 800 meters. (P.S they are far from their house now.)
Shiva's Chopstick of Destruction
Rank:Ramen
Damage: 400000
Chakra cost over 100000
Description: With this the user can nearly control all chakra based attacks and weapons equal and lower than its own strength.

Ramen Lotus Cannon
Rank: Ramen
Damage:100000000
Chakra cost: 900000000
Description: After forming the chopstick of destruction the user jumps high in the air and fires an incinerating large cannon of light down on the the opponent.

Reality
Sasuke: Why did he not use izanami?
Juubi: Plz we both know that move is BS
Kabuto:yet i fell for it
Juubi:really not your fault kid anyway back to the battle

Fanboy was forced to use izanagi again and this was all in Ramen Guy's plan but then Fanboy grew a third eye and released his ultimate technique. A gigantic black hole appeared before the world threatening the existence of the planet itself.
Pandora's Heart Sealing Technique
Rank:Forbidden Fanboy Jutsu (second highest)
Damage:1000000000
Chakra cost: Over 9000000
Description: The user releases a gigantic Black hole that sucks everything in its path it even remains after the user dies. You will also lose an eye from using this tech (can only be used with third eye)
Fanboy: If i cant beat you we shall die together!!!
Ramen Guy: Foolish fanboy
Ramen Guy completes 1000 hand seals in 4 seconds, and large statue that looks like shiva appears. On one side Shiva holds a bowl filled with Ramen symbolizing prosperity on the other side Shive holds a bowl filled with only the broth symbolizing emptiness. Fanboy watches unable to move.
Ramen Guy: I shall let you be judged.
Winds start to pick up the ground starts to tremble. The hand with the bowl of broth lowers siginfying his soul belongs there.
Final Judgement
Rank: Ramen
Damage:1000000001
Chakra cost:10000000000000
Description: The user calls upon Shiva to judge its opponent with bowls of Ramen. If it finds any guilt, grief, evil even just a little Shiva erases them from this world and all negative things they created.

Ramen Guy:Im sorry brother
A hand comes from the sky and from the ground they both grasp around fanboy.
Fanboy: Nooo!!! It cant end like this!!! I will exact my revenge. I will be reincarnated and you will die
Fanboy releases a dark blast into the atmosphere. The hands holding him emit a bright light and he is gone forever.
Ramen Guy: (standing in the small breeze epically) It is finished.
The sun begins to shine and thus was the battle of Fanboy and Ramen Guy.

Hashirama: Wow what a battle
Kakashi:wait did fanboy get reincarnated? Who is it?
Juubi: It was-
Itachi:Hey im back!!!!! To be continued
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I lol'd and I'm still lolling and I'm gonna keep on lolling XD this is cool nigga, ramen guy is too OP, U can't even stand next to the guy, coz you'd just disintegrate, obvious OP is obvious


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Great chapter bro dead serious.
You have out done your self.
I'm even on edge on the cliffhanger you left us LMFAO
 
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