[Comedy] The Tale of the Juubi no Last name Chap 3

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Chap 3: In the beginning there was Ramen.....
Tobirama: Phew that was a good bash
Hiruzen: I havent had a bash like that since 1432. That was the day i asked lady chiyo out..i was such a shy....
Tobirama: Oh no he's talking again time to give him his pills.
Juubi: now that sakura has been bashed i can continue-
Shino: Has the war started?
Juubi: ill pretend he didnt say that, anyway as I was saying.

Once I finally had permission to create a world I did. It was hard coming up with a design so for a couple days the world was just a big blob of Play Doh (this is how all worlds start out). I hired a graphic designer named kishimoto to design everything for me cuz i got rather lazy trying to think of something. Now people were not made yet so i just explored the universe for a while showing off my part of the universe. I met up with a girl named Keisha. Keisha was pretty, strong, smart, and a well rounded individual. Her eyes creeped me out but they also drew me in.
Juubi: Hey wanna check out my part of the universe it is pretty nice
Keisha: Its in the south right? ill pass.

Im not saying she a gold digger but she not messin with no broke god. I refurbished my world and continued to pursue keisha until I made her the best gift. The gift of ramen. I don't know what caused me to think of it, but I was just creating an experiment and BAM ramen was born I gave this to Keisha and we got married. After that Keisha changed her name to one a bit more intimidating
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thats right she was the sage of six paths.
Anyway we had two sons. First was the ramen guy second was fanboy. The ramen guy was meant to spread the love of ramen around the world, since me and the sage both loved ramen we loved him dearly. Fanboy was supposed to spread the desire of worship towards me and my wife; however, this changed and he used his powers for evil. Me and the sage went away on a business trip and thats when everything went wrong.
Fanboy: Haha now that the parents are gone I can fufill my ultimate goal HOUSE PARTY!!!
Ramen Guy: thats a horrible goal
Fanboy: What?
Ramen Guy: I dont know about you but if i was an evil genious I would reflect a genjutsu off the moon to make everyone live in a dream world forever filled with false desires.
Fanboy:.....what the hell do you know anyway that idea is so stupid.
Ramen guy: All i care about is the power of ramen bestowed upon me.
Fanboy: we will see about that.
2 hours later
Many people were drawn to the party because Fanboy used his power to make people worship himself.
Fanboy: Great party huh..guys...guys?
Everyone: wow this ramen is great..good job
Ramen Guy: the trick is to add happiness with every bite
Fanboy: You...YOU STOLE MY FANBOYS!!! (knocks ramen on the floor)
Ramen Guy: You messed up mom and dads carpet....I WONT FORGIVE YOU(epic battle music)
And the battle between Ramen Guy and Fanboy commenced
(reality)
Kabuto: Hey guys i finally realized my mistakes and what i want to be...Im gay accept me for who i am. There i said it now i can be free from izanami!!!
Sasuke: I dont think thats what Itachi was trying to make you say.
Oro: I dont know who that is I never met the guy
Minato: Now that thats over with i more interested in this battle between Fanboy and Ramen guy.
Juubi: Ah the story of this battle was heard around the universe even more epic than the battle Hashirama had with madara. This is the story.....To be continued

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favorite parts :
Tobirama: Oh no he's talking again time to give him his pills.

Shino: Has the war started?
Juubi: ill pretend he didnt say that, anyway as I was saying.

thats right she was the sage of six paths.

First was the ramen guy second was fanboy. LMAO XD fanboy lol lol lol lol lol lol
 
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