Espadara Uchiha
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Yotsuba Corporation, a 325-story skyscraper fitted with the best defense gear money could buy and located in the not-as-weird section of Tokyo, stood tall with the sun behind it as three vastly different people approached it for the first time.
The first newcomer was a skinny young boy with medium-length straight brown hair and grey-blue eyes, and wearing a white dress shirt and dark pants, with the shirt tucked in. He seemed like a rather laid-back child, but those with sharper eyes could see he was quite nervous. This was the pilot of Eva-01, Shinji Ikari.
The second newcomer was a near-humanoid hedgehog, with a teal body, green eyes, and large red shoes. He had a smile on his face, and was walking casually. This was the fastest hedgehog in the world, Sonic.
The last newcomer was a tall young man with black hair and dark eyes, with very noticeable shadows underneath them. He was wearing blue jeans and a long-sleeved white shirt, but was going barefoot. This was the world's greatest detective...L Lawliet.
These three newcomers had never met before, nor have they heard of each other. All they know is that they were called by Yotsuba Corporation for a secret assignment. Failure to do so would result in 'Very bad things'.
Shinji, always fearing for the worst, showed. Sonic, itching for an adventure, showed. L, bored out of his mind after the Kira case which he totally survived **** you and **** canon, showed. A giant Tentacle Monster from this Hent...I mean, anime I saw was unfortunately arrested for raping...I mean, going on lovely dates with schoolgirls, and thus could not show. However, I, the Narrator, shall take his place in our band of heroes, as I can appear anywhere. Even in your shower. No Fourth Wall for you.
The three walked into the large building, looking around in awe. The building was indeed very nice, but I shan't describe it too you. This is a story. You don't need to know what the hell a building looks like on the inside when its only use is to merely provide a transition. Just imagine a nice office building. Like Silph Co. Or Zombotech.
Anyway, our three protagonists boarded the elevator when I was mentally insulting your intelligence. Arriving at the third floor of the building, because there is no ****ing way a boss would put his office near the upper floors after 9/11 and shit, and because in event of a crisis they'll have to go down hundreds of stairs...look, the point is, it's the third floor.
Shinji cautiously opened the door as a young girl with green hair ran up and hugged his leg. L and Sonic stood there awkwardly, as Shinji attempted to pry the young girl off.
A loud shout managed to get the girl off his leg. "Yotsuba!" The girl jumped off, running to the far too large desk and attempted to jump on top of it. Raditz, a man with long spiky black hair and a fancy monocle picked up the young girl and placed her on the seat.
"Yay! You guys came!" Yotsuba exclaimed, clapping her hands together. Raditz stood by her side like some kind of fodder bodyguard. You know the ones. The ones without names. Well, I mean Raditz does have a name, but he was pretty pathetic. I mean, he said he was Goku's brother, and you think that would buy him a few episodes, but no. He has to be killed off. I mean, he could've helped fight off Vegeta or something. At the very least, he could've reappeared.
"Mr. Narrator, can you please be quiet?" Yotsuba asked, as Raditz fumed in anger for a reason I have yet to identify. Of course, I shall attempt to limit my ranting, but I must continue narrating this story to afford enough money for bail. Don't download lolicon onto your computer, kids.
"Now then, I called you three for something really important!" Yotsuba said happily, Raditz nodding like the convenient character prop he is. "I need you three to blah blah blah blah blah..."
Uh? Oh sorry, I had to step out for a moment. Didn't catch what she said.
Shinji rose a hand slowly. "Umm, Miss Yotsuba? Ma'am? The Narrator didn't catch what you said, so we didn't either..." He trailed off. Sonic spoke up. "Yeah, Why do we have a Narrator anyway? I mean, who the hell is he talking to?"
L looked up towards the ceiling. "Perhaps he is some form of higher life form. A being beyond all mortal comprehension, detailing our actions as he sees them in the perverted cesspool of filth he calls a mind." Seeing the looks being sent his way, he added, "Or perhaps he is invisible."
Pfft, like I'm invisible. Well, I mean, to you guys I am, but not me.
Raditz frowned. "Miss Yotsuba, I believe you'll have to repeat..." Raditz stopped abruptly as he noticed Yotsuba was gone. So were his wallet and car keys. "Oh, shit! Look, you three complete your mission, I have to go stop Yotsuba before she crashed into another Mickey D's!"
Sonic glared at the pathetic fodder sayan. "Woah there bud, what mission?!"
As Raditz shot from the window like the fodder he is, Shinji and the others could just barely make out his voice. "Do whatever..."
The three were silent, before Shinji's hormones decided to take effect. "Wanna go find some hot chicks and grope them, justifying our actions by saying there are evil demons within their breasts? I'm pretty sure we could get away with it, considering that Yotsuba apparently runs a corporation."
Sonic nodded in agreement. "Sure, I'm up for anything."
L stood in silence, before nodding as well. "Sure. It may be close to our original mission, considering that we were supposed to have a tentacle monster on our team."
Aw yeah. Let's go get some boobies.
"You can't come, Narrator."
God dammit.
The first newcomer was a skinny young boy with medium-length straight brown hair and grey-blue eyes, and wearing a white dress shirt and dark pants, with the shirt tucked in. He seemed like a rather laid-back child, but those with sharper eyes could see he was quite nervous. This was the pilot of Eva-01, Shinji Ikari.
The second newcomer was a near-humanoid hedgehog, with a teal body, green eyes, and large red shoes. He had a smile on his face, and was walking casually. This was the fastest hedgehog in the world, Sonic.
The last newcomer was a tall young man with black hair and dark eyes, with very noticeable shadows underneath them. He was wearing blue jeans and a long-sleeved white shirt, but was going barefoot. This was the world's greatest detective...L Lawliet.
These three newcomers had never met before, nor have they heard of each other. All they know is that they were called by Yotsuba Corporation for a secret assignment. Failure to do so would result in 'Very bad things'.
Shinji, always fearing for the worst, showed. Sonic, itching for an adventure, showed. L, bored out of his mind after the Kira case which he totally survived **** you and **** canon, showed. A giant Tentacle Monster from this Hent...I mean, anime I saw was unfortunately arrested for raping...I mean, going on lovely dates with schoolgirls, and thus could not show. However, I, the Narrator, shall take his place in our band of heroes, as I can appear anywhere. Even in your shower. No Fourth Wall for you.
The three walked into the large building, looking around in awe. The building was indeed very nice, but I shan't describe it too you. This is a story. You don't need to know what the hell a building looks like on the inside when its only use is to merely provide a transition. Just imagine a nice office building. Like Silph Co. Or Zombotech.
Anyway, our three protagonists boarded the elevator when I was mentally insulting your intelligence. Arriving at the third floor of the building, because there is no ****ing way a boss would put his office near the upper floors after 9/11 and shit, and because in event of a crisis they'll have to go down hundreds of stairs...look, the point is, it's the third floor.
Shinji cautiously opened the door as a young girl with green hair ran up and hugged his leg. L and Sonic stood there awkwardly, as Shinji attempted to pry the young girl off.
A loud shout managed to get the girl off his leg. "Yotsuba!" The girl jumped off, running to the far too large desk and attempted to jump on top of it. Raditz, a man with long spiky black hair and a fancy monocle picked up the young girl and placed her on the seat.
"Yay! You guys came!" Yotsuba exclaimed, clapping her hands together. Raditz stood by her side like some kind of fodder bodyguard. You know the ones. The ones without names. Well, I mean Raditz does have a name, but he was pretty pathetic. I mean, he said he was Goku's brother, and you think that would buy him a few episodes, but no. He has to be killed off. I mean, he could've helped fight off Vegeta or something. At the very least, he could've reappeared.
"Mr. Narrator, can you please be quiet?" Yotsuba asked, as Raditz fumed in anger for a reason I have yet to identify. Of course, I shall attempt to limit my ranting, but I must continue narrating this story to afford enough money for bail. Don't download lolicon onto your computer, kids.
"Now then, I called you three for something really important!" Yotsuba said happily, Raditz nodding like the convenient character prop he is. "I need you three to blah blah blah blah blah..."
Uh? Oh sorry, I had to step out for a moment. Didn't catch what she said.
Shinji rose a hand slowly. "Umm, Miss Yotsuba? Ma'am? The Narrator didn't catch what you said, so we didn't either..." He trailed off. Sonic spoke up. "Yeah, Why do we have a Narrator anyway? I mean, who the hell is he talking to?"
L looked up towards the ceiling. "Perhaps he is some form of higher life form. A being beyond all mortal comprehension, detailing our actions as he sees them in the perverted cesspool of filth he calls a mind." Seeing the looks being sent his way, he added, "Or perhaps he is invisible."
Pfft, like I'm invisible. Well, I mean, to you guys I am, but not me.
Raditz frowned. "Miss Yotsuba, I believe you'll have to repeat..." Raditz stopped abruptly as he noticed Yotsuba was gone. So were his wallet and car keys. "Oh, shit! Look, you three complete your mission, I have to go stop Yotsuba before she crashed into another Mickey D's!"
Sonic glared at the pathetic fodder sayan. "Woah there bud, what mission?!"
As Raditz shot from the window like the fodder he is, Shinji and the others could just barely make out his voice. "Do whatever..."
The three were silent, before Shinji's hormones decided to take effect. "Wanna go find some hot chicks and grope them, justifying our actions by saying there are evil demons within their breasts? I'm pretty sure we could get away with it, considering that Yotsuba apparently runs a corporation."
Sonic nodded in agreement. "Sure, I'm up for anything."
L stood in silence, before nodding as well. "Sure. It may be close to our original mission, considering that we were supposed to have a tentacle monster on our team."
Aw yeah. Let's go get some boobies.
"You can't come, Narrator."
God dammit.
