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After that good laugh, I got kicked in my spine, and like hell, it hurt. So, I got back up, and started banging on his front door as hard as I could, yelling "Im go' kill u eddie!!" I got that from the five heartbeats. good movie that waas... anyway, He wasint gunna open his door. so i sat on his front doorstep waiting for like five minutes, till the girl i was spending the night at ran up to me and asked, what the crap are you sitting here for? come back inside, its madd hot out." kay, go inside, ill be right there" "kayyy...." of course, i always crossed my fingers. I really dontenjoy lying, but that bitch was annoying. I waited, nd waited, then he finnaly peeped out the door. i rushed, n put my foot in the door. he slammed it, nd my foot hurt like hell, but it was worth it when i grabbed his shirt and pulled him out side. I'll suck yo dik if u get off me!! he yelled.I let go and ran to her house. I went in there an shivered on the living room couch. I kid you not, i was on that couch for 3 hours. (of course, watching t.v) lol. before I knew it was dusk. the other day, my frinds little bro (the future gay one) asked If Icould beat p this teenager for him. I was so happy that day, HE CHOSE ME!!!! I told him whatever, to hide my feelings. So, I go outside with him, even though its dark, nd we went by the park. "who was it?" I asked. we're looking around, and he says he's not here, lets go. Hold on, i said. I took a random guess, shot in the dark, nd said, its that guy aint it? he said "how he hell did you know?" Im just tat smart i said, but in my mid i was like:
Minus the *** with heaather part, anyway... I startred barking at him, I said yo, You was messin with my lil brother niqqa? He said Then what the fu ck you wanna do niq- He said wait, thats you sun? (im not sayin any names, in cas you hadin't noticed) Im like oh man its been madd long sun!! I aint see you since the 4th grade, where you been? I just came back from dwn south, he replied. I say, yo, my lil bro be trippin sun, u cud lay back? II8, he said, cuz u my man. cool, gd luks bruh. I was wlikin him to the house, then we heard gunshots. It was nothing new, we got down for like 30 seconds, then walked upstairs. His mom was right at door when we gt there, long story short, she yelled at me, had to stay inmy friends room.her mom aint know what what I was out there with him for, but i wasin't gunna tell. We where just n the room, bored. Since I was alone with her, she seemed more cute the more i looked at her. Who cares, I turned on my phone, and started listening to akons "I just had ***" of course, with my head phones on, and I jumped in the bed and leaned back, all awesome like. then she climed into the bed, right next to me. I enjoyed being next to her. She faced me, an started slowly, leaning in to me. then my headphones came out, and all you heard was "A WOMAN LET ME PUT MY PENIS INSIDE OF HER!!" Then she stared at me, rose her hand, and lets say I Had a serious case, of red face.
Wow, icaught a hsnd cramp, i'll continue if i get 4 replys at least.
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After that good laugh, I got kicked in my spine, and like hell, it hurt. So, I got back up, and started banging on his front door as hard as I could, yelling "Im go' kill u eddie!!" I got that from the five heartbeats. good movie that waas... anyway, He wasint gunna open his door. so i sat on his front doorstep waiting for like five minutes, till the girl i was spending the night at ran up to me and asked, what the crap are you sitting here for? come back inside, its madd hot out." kay, go inside, ill be right there" "kayyy...." of course, i always crossed my fingers. I really dontenjoy lying, but that bitch was annoying. I waited, nd waited, then he finnaly peeped out the door. i rushed, n put my foot in the door. he slammed it, nd my foot hurt like hell, but it was worth it when i grabbed his shirt and pulled him out side. I'll suck yo dik if u get off me!! he yelled.I let go and ran to her house. I went in there an shivered on the living room couch. I kid you not, i was on that couch for 3 hours. (of course, watching t.v) lol. before I knew it was dusk. the other day, my frinds little bro (the future gay one) asked If Icould beat p this teenager for him. I was so happy that day, HE CHOSE ME!!!! I told him whatever, to hide my feelings. So, I go outside with him, even though its dark, nd we went by the park. "who was it?" I asked. we're looking around, and he says he's not here, lets go. Hold on, i said. I took a random guess, shot in the dark, nd said, its that guy aint it? he said "how he hell did you know?" Im just tat smart i said, but in my mid i was like:
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Minus the *** with heaather part, anyway... I startred barking at him, I said yo, You was messin with my lil brother niqqa? He said Then what the fu ck you wanna do niq- He said wait, thats you sun? (im not sayin any names, in cas you hadin't noticed) Im like oh man its been madd long sun!! I aint see you since the 4th grade, where you been? I just came back from dwn south, he replied. I say, yo, my lil bro be trippin sun, u cud lay back? II8, he said, cuz u my man. cool, gd luks bruh. I was wlikin him to the house, then we heard gunshots. It was nothing new, we got down for like 30 seconds, then walked upstairs. His mom was right at door when we gt there, long story short, she yelled at me, had to stay inmy friends room.her mom aint know what what I was out there with him for, but i wasin't gunna tell. We where just n the room, bored. Since I was alone with her, she seemed more cute the more i looked at her. Who cares, I turned on my phone, and started listening to akons "I just had ***" of course, with my head phones on, and I jumped in the bed and leaned back, all awesome like. then she climed into the bed, right next to me. I enjoyed being next to her. She faced me, an started slowly, leaning in to me. then my headphones came out, and all you heard was "A WOMAN LET ME PUT MY PENIS INSIDE OF HER!!" Then she stared at me, rose her hand, and lets say I Had a serious case, of red face.
Wow, icaught a hsnd cramp, i'll continue if i get 4 replys at least.
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