The Stalker Thread - PT.1

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Yo guys. I'm back with a NB FanFic. :D
Get yourself in the Stalker Thread and I'll possibly put you in the story. o_O

Part 1.

I chuckle evilly and click the Forum Game section.
*New Thread - Would you stalk the person above you?

Would I stalk anyone? Well...it depends...:D

*Hokage somewhere far away.
*clicks thread.
HOKAGE: maybe o_O
nah im joking, nope...unless i thought he was trying it with my girlfriend O_O


TENZOX: Wtf? Why would I want to try it with his girlfriend...O_O

*R.Maraj comes in.

R.MARAJ: lmao you guys

o_O? So, is she stalking Hokage or not? Perhaps her proness has acted up and she's already hidden spy chips on Hokage. o_O

*Mizutoki creeps in.

Mizutoki: As long as she never found out about the hidden cameras


>____>


*Hokage, R. Maraj and TenzoX freak out.
*TenzoX rips at shirt and checks around the room.

TENZOX: WHOAS...a professional stalker!

Oh ****...we have a true stalker. Right here. XD

HOKAGE: Thats a truly perverted comment xd

R.MARAJ: i know right..o_O

*Mizutoki laughs to himself and sits down in front of TVS. Millions of TVs.

The cover up - MIZUTOKI: Big deal o.o

Besides I really wouldn't xD
Carlie would probably punish me if I did.


Hokage, R.Maraj. and TenzoX - YEAH RIGHT!

But then...HOKAGE: I woulnt stalk you...O_O

but then again, i think you would enjoy the attention so i'll think about it


*Mizutoki flips over on his chair.
MIZUTOKI: I wouldnt enjoy it...o_o

nah..


TENZOX: Who's Carlie?

MIZUTOKI: My gf

I wouldnt stalk you o_O


*O_____O

he has a girlfriend?

TENZOX: Er...yeas. All those hidden cameras prove otherwise. :cool:

*Mizutoki steps out of thread. Probably going back to check out all his recording cameras.

Hokage, R. Maraj, and TenzoX shudders.
*Hokage attempts to start thread again.
HOKAGE: I think Tenzo looks like the stalker type o_O

*gasps. NO WAY. It's me secret.

TENZOX: What?! I'm no stalker! I swear!
I never stalked anyone in my life-
Hold that. OK. Maybe once. =D


*Hokage grins. Rubs hands with excitement.

HOKAGE: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
i'm a stalker O_O seriously, im not lying i have a bynoculars O_O


*Thinks hard. Binoculars? He's beating me! *whips out ultra-mega high-quality stalk-a-nocular.

*Confesses secret. -> TENZOX: Heh - I used to give codenames to people and have little minions.

*Hokage's eyes widens. Leans over computer, eager to continue the stalker conversation. HOKAGE: HAHAHAHAHA thats funny

i have a little map with all the houses i peek into and the people i follow O_O
not sure i should be telling you this...


*While this conversation starts up, R.Maraj crawls away. This was getting too intense for her.

TENZOX:
*grins.
I have this book where I recorded someone's action for like 5 yrs straight....
o_O
We're getting off topic here...why are we talking about stalking people?


*Hokage shrugs. HOKAGE: I thought this thread was about that o_O
or is this the dating thread? because if it is I have no chance now


*A mental image of Hokage pops into mind. He's sitting on a luxiurious sofa with a bunch of hot girls over him. *shudders.

*attempts to start stalker conversation again.

TENZOX: dating thread? Heck no...
Of course this is about stalking...*grins.
Darth Vader voice -> "I...am...behind...YOU!"


*Hokage freaks out. He checks behind him for any signs of Darth Vader.
*clutches a plushie laser sword.
HOKAGE: I'm going off to bed.

*I grin evilly. TENZOX: All right...(may the stalker spirits be with you...O_O)

*Hokage hides under blanket after shutting, bolting and locking all the windows twenty times.


Next Chapter: Minato1, Effie, an assassin, and Kakashi's stalker no jutsu. O_O
 
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