Long time ago lived a toad who was brave, adventurous, and rambunctious!!!! He was awesome, but this story isn't about cooking ramen, so anyway, blah, ugh, SNEEZE!!!! ....yeah
It was a wonderful yet dreary horrible day in the village of Poooop, but it was beautiful!!!
Birds were singing and peeing on people and things that walked or skipped!! In one of the huts lived a Shoe...yes, a shoe!!! He was a big shoe (imagine Goofy's shoes!!!), and he loved his life. He got to..umm...I guess just walk? What else would a shoe do? I guess he would hop. The shoe hopped out of his hut, and down the trail where he saw a beautiful small heel named Heel. Shoe was about to talk to her, when out of nowhere came this stupid, friecken, #@$%^*@#$%, jerk!!!! He was a frog named Cookie who smelled like broccoli!!
To make this chapter short, since I wasn't well prepared...Heel was captured by a plastic, gummi, orange, and mishevious piggie who brought her to his evil hideout at Starbucks, and Cookie and Shoe agreed to save her, but first needed to go to a The Slot concert!
It was a wonderful yet dreary horrible day in the village of Poooop, but it was beautiful!!!
To make this chapter short, since I wasn't well prepared...Heel was captured by a plastic, gummi, orange, and mishevious piggie who brought her to his evil hideout at Starbucks, and Cookie and Shoe agreed to save her, but first needed to go to a The Slot concert!
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