The second coming of Jesus.

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No cause I'm a Hindu.
 

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Did you get banned for that gif you had, with the booties and such?

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I liked my gif man, I thought the mods would have let me keep it. But yes, that was one of my infractions, well for posting it in a thread anyways.

OT: Godly, you should get premium just to delete this thread .-.
 

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I wonder if he'd win the Comeback of the year and/or the You still got it WWE slammy?
 

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I liked my gif man, I thought the mods would have let me keep it. But yes, that was one of my infractions, well for posting it in a thread anyways.

OT: Godly, you should get premium just to delete this thread .-.

Yeah that's weird, I thought everyone liked it. It was a good gif.

OT: Jesus definitely made a return on family guy and south park so who knows. Anything can happen.
 

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I liked my gif man, I thought the mods would have let me keep it. But yes, that was one of my infractions, well for posting it in a thread anyways.

OT: Godly, you should get premium just to delete this thread .-.

Your sig. makes me look like an amateur, I can't even find a sig. that competes on that level of "seduction" without getting a ban. But I like my current sig., even though it's not seductive. Raven <3 Badass.
 

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Since the situation in the world is worst than ever it would be logic.

In Islam every signs prophesied has come true until now, there are list of signs of the end of times, it's really precise.Muslims believe Jesus never died it was a fake one, the real one is somewhere where angels took him, only god know where but his missions isn't done yet.

I think Christians wait for Jesus's return too, Jews wait for their Messiah that will have power to give back life,heal people,control climats etc.. Muslims wait for Jesus too.The problem is that before Jesus there will be the dajjal who is the biggest test for believers, he'll claim to be Jesus and the Mesiah and all the world will follow him because after a big famine ( 3 years almost no rain, vegetation ) because of his incredible power, he'll fix famine and claim, problem,economy and claim to be god, he'll also eliminate and torture everyone who doesn't accept him as god,he'll kill you and ressurect you untill you say he's god, that's why when he appears, we must avoid him, he'll travel as fast as wind in every city, only 1 or 2 where he can't enter.

I heard in his hands he has water in one and fire in other hand, and if anyone see him if it asked to choose between water or fire, go to fire, because his water is fire in reality.Many Christians and Muslims will think he's jesus and Jews will follow him as the messiah.Then real Jesus will come back bring by 2 angels at his sides and he'll kill the dajjal.Only a prophet can kill the dajjal, nuke the dajjal it's a joke.

It's all faith belief, it will happen for those who survive, probably very very near cuz the big war is one of signs before dajjal and we are not far from the biggest world war of history.


Make a search my words are confusing and probably made mistakes.
 

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In my religion says, he will come on a day 30 years before the day of judgment. Atleast thats what I heard of. (I'm Muslim)
 

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Yes he will return and when he does the world as we know it will face a judgment that will shake the very foundations of earth.
 
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