Sarutobi: Today we're going to test each other's skills in a sparring contest! And for the winner.....RAMEN!
Jiraiya: I WILL WIN SENSAI!
Orochimaru: I don't have time for this.....must....experiment!
Tsunade: The ramen will make me lose my figure sensai! Can't it be something else?
Sarutobi: NO! It must be Ramen! Now......BEGIN!
Jiraiya: HERE I COME ORO!
Jiraiya launches a full out assault on Orochimaru.
A punch land on Orochimaru's stomach making him keel over in pain.
Jiraiya: "Are you okay Oro? I didn't mean to hurt you!"
Orochimaru: "Haha! I tricked you!"
Orochimaru's arms turn into snakes and coil around Jiraiya!
Jiraiya: "AAAAAAA!"
Tsunade launches a surprise attack behind Orochimaru and connects with an explosive kick!
Orochimaru goes flying through the air and smacks into a tree, going unconscious.
Jiraiya: "Looks like its just me and you Tsunade baby, I say we call it a draw and go back to room
"
Tsunade: "In your dreams you ugly ass clown!
"
Jiraiya: "
Don't you think that was a little harsh?"
Tsunade: " Shut up and fight!"
Jiraiya begins to run towards Tsunade but trips on a root!
*smack*
Jiraiya (in a muffled voice): "Where am I? Its so soft....but firm at the same time, is this heaven?"
Tsunade: "WHAT THE F*&$ ARE YOU DOING! GET YOUR FACE OUT OF MY CHEST YOU PERVERT!!!!"
Tsunade punches Jiraiya with all her strength, ending the battle in one blow.
Jiraiya: I WILL WIN SENSAI!
Orochimaru: I don't have time for this.....must....experiment!
Tsunade: The ramen will make me lose my figure sensai! Can't it be something else?
Sarutobi: NO! It must be Ramen! Now......BEGIN!
Jiraiya: HERE I COME ORO!
Jiraiya launches a full out assault on Orochimaru.
A punch land on Orochimaru's stomach making him keel over in pain.
Jiraiya: "Are you okay Oro? I didn't mean to hurt you!"
Orochimaru: "Haha! I tricked you!"
Orochimaru's arms turn into snakes and coil around Jiraiya!
Jiraiya: "AAAAAAA!"
Tsunade launches a surprise attack behind Orochimaru and connects with an explosive kick!
Orochimaru goes flying through the air and smacks into a tree, going unconscious.
Jiraiya: "Looks like its just me and you Tsunade baby, I say we call it a draw and go back to room
Tsunade: "In your dreams you ugly ass clown!
Jiraiya: "
Tsunade: " Shut up and fight!"
Jiraiya begins to run towards Tsunade but trips on a root!
*smack*
Jiraiya (in a muffled voice): "Where am I? Its so soft....but firm at the same time, is this heaven?"
Tsunade: "WHAT THE F*&$ ARE YOU DOING! GET YOUR FACE OUT OF MY CHEST YOU PERVERT!!!!"
Tsunade punches Jiraiya with all her strength, ending the battle in one blow.
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