The Sannin Chronicles

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Sarutobi: Today we're going to test each other's skills in a sparring contest! And for the winner.....RAMEN!

Jiraiya: I WILL WIN SENSAI!

Orochimaru: I don't have time for this.....must....experiment!

Tsunade: The ramen will make me lose my figure sensai! Can't it be something else?

Sarutobi: NO! It must be Ramen! Now......BEGIN!

Jiraiya: HERE I COME ORO!

Jiraiya launches a full out assault on Orochimaru.
A punch land on Orochimaru's stomach making him keel over in pain.

Jiraiya: "Are you okay Oro? I didn't mean to hurt you!"

Orochimaru: "Haha! I tricked you!"

Orochimaru's arms turn into snakes and coil around Jiraiya!

Jiraiya: "AAAAAAA!"

Tsunade launches a surprise attack behind Orochimaru and connects with an explosive kick!

Orochimaru goes flying through the air and smacks into a tree, going unconscious.

Jiraiya: "Looks like its just me and you Tsunade baby, I say we call it a draw and go back to room ;) "

Tsunade: "In your dreams you ugly ass clown! :mad:"

Jiraiya: ":( Don't you think that was a little harsh?"

Tsunade: " Shut up and fight!"

Jiraiya begins to run towards Tsunade but trips on a root!

*smack*

Jiraiya (in a muffled voice): "Where am I? Its so soft....but firm at the same time, is this heaven?"

Tsunade: "WHAT THE F*&$ ARE YOU DOING! GET YOUR FACE OUT OF MY CHEST YOU PERVERT!!!!"

Tsunade punches Jiraiya with all her strength, ending the battle in one blow.
 
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