The Rin theory; closetObitos, all aboard the narubito fapwagon!

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This is the most funniest shit I ever thought of. Okay so basically by observing the behavior and preferences of narutobase members I have seen certain behavioral changes in nbasers.

Four score and some months ago; the incident called chapter 599 happened. It was the revelation of the masked man. Now my theory is that before this event; basers and other fans had hidden their true identity just like Obito. And after this event; the emotional shock that was experienced by fans; sprouted a chakra located inside the anus; this chakra resulted in bodily changes and even menstrual pain in men; ouch :Omg: and as a result; the extreme love for being a know it all little biiiiitch resulted in the **** sharingan with abilities such as: talking out your ass, homoerotic tendencies for anyone who wants/wanted to be a hokage, mimicking of fictional characters and a plethora of other unmeasurable feats! FEATS PEOPLE!

The result was the religion called; I don't care what happens anymore, just like Obitoes said in the manga. The ripe **** sharingan developed into a spiral pattern found on naruto's jacket; this ultimate power creates a gaping hole in the anus like never before; and the user is able to absorb and blow out massive amounts of wind style chakra out of each open end of the user. In other words people accepted the fu** up which was Obito and those who justified the whole Rin thing became those types of fans and fapboys who also fap over naruto! It follows suit since in the end Obito repented to the side of Naruto, but it's funny I don't see how the mental wounds in real life have healed at all here though. the autist is quite strong at times. I like writing not fapping! have a good early morning day!
 

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Calm down. It's a fictional story, no need to get butthurt over it.
 

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I think this thread is bashing Naruto, so I agree with it.
 

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dafuq did i just read
 

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You live a sad life.

I'm sure kishi lives a sadder life alone in a room getting permanent carpal tunnel, only difference is his work is in very high demand by consumers. screw the fans though, I reason better with radicals like kishi himself.
 

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Are you trying to say that Naruto and Obito fans can relate to each other in relationship terms because the girl they like, just don't give a fck about their feelings and want someone else?
 

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Are you trying to say that Naruto and Obito fans can relate to each other in relationship terms because the girl they like, just don't give a fck about their feelings and want someone else?

It was a downward trend; basically a whole bunch of people got butthurt over the masked man not being Izuna or whoever and so they took that butthurtness and conformed into being Obito fans like everyone else. the attitude being; i don't care anymore just like Obito, then as they saw Obito get weaker they became Naruto fans; get it?
 

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It was a downward trend; basically a whole bunch of people got butthurt over the masked man not being Izuna or whoever and so they took that butthurtness and conformed into being Obito fans like everyone else. the attitude being; i don't care anymore just like Obito, then as they saw Obito get weaker they became Naruto fans; get it?

No, not at all.
 

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What is funny is your ranting, so in this case it will be "you like seeing yourself type" instead of "you like hear yourself talk". Do you have a theory on yourself ?
 

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It was a downward trend; basically a whole bunch of people got butthurt over the masked man not being Izuna or whoever and so they took that butthurtness and conformed into being Obito fans like everyone else. the attitude being; i don't care anymore just like Obito, then as they saw Obito get weaker they became Naruto fans; get it?

Basically you're relating Obito losing the ten-tails to Naruto losing the nine-tails.
 

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No, not at all.

Lol i've been around the base even before the date i created this account, so I saw alot of change in people's attitude. basically the naruto fan world was alot more thinker-oriented before the masked man was revealed; because the masked man gave them a reason to discuss naruto in depth, but I think all of that wanting to be correct energy people spent on creating theories about the masked man turned against them and they basically lost the race to the simple minded ppl who said; he's obito lol. As a result those people became butthurt empty individuals and they became fans of Obito; even adopting his semi butthurt character. The whole rin thing was almost laughable. get maybe 1 percent of what im saying? And now basically those same people who became butthurt followers of the path have aged and become the narutobase elders we have today. That's all the more reason why people hate Sasuke so much; because he is nothing like the two!
 
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Lol i've been around the base even before the date i created this account, so I saw alot of change in people's attitude. basically the naruto fan world was alot more thinker-oriented before the masked man was revealed; because the masked man gave them a reason to discuss naruto in depth, but I think all of that wanting to be correct energy people spent on creating theories about the masked man turned against them and they basically lost the race to the simple minded ppl who said; he's obito lol. As a result those people became butthurt empty individuals and they became fans of Obito; even adopting his semi butthurt character. The whole rin thing was almost laughable. get maybe 1 percent of what im saying? And now basically those same people who became butthurt followers of the path have aged and become the narutobase elders we have today. That's all the more reason why people hate Sasuke so much; because he is nothing like the two!

This quote of my own quote is everything I intend for others to know. everything in my opening post was dramatization yet true
 

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God,I read all of it,,I understood potato
 
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