HWL
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I know what you must be thinking, who the fuk is HashiramaWankLord and why should I care, well then **** you you're probably some new***. Every senior member will acknowledge me as the greatest debater and member this site has ever seen. I knew I had to return. After the manga ended, I fell into a deep depression, I sat in my basement furiously masturbating to Lord Hashirama. Those panels with those black rods impaled in him, I imagined that to be my penis as I penetrated him. Ashamed, I slapped myself after coming for the 155th time, I knew my **** wasn't worthy for Lord Hashirama, it was all a fantasy. Yet these were the panels that gave meaning to my life as Kishi had ended the manga. I couldn't take living anymore, I had to meet Kishi myself and learn what the meaning behind my life was and the truth behind Hashirama.
I traveled for months until I reached Japan. I was casually shitting in a toilet in a weaboo restaurant (tbh only went there cause Hashiramas face was on the front) when I heard his voice. I'd listened to all his interviews millions of time there was no hiding it, I was in the presence of Kishi. I ran out of the toilet with shit sliding down my legs and I saw the man himself. Masashi Kishimoto, the creator of Senju "Sexy Beast" Hashirama. I quickly rushed him determined to hold his hands and pray on the floor beneath him for having created such a sexy beast. But he started screaming and I was tackled down by japanese civilians. They wouldn't stop me, I smeared my shit all over their face until they let go, I ran to Kishi and looked deep within his eyes, we had established a connection. He knew why I was here, he motioned for everyone else to let me go and we walked into his home.
Once in his home I began yelling about the meaningless life I was living, I needed that wood again. He couldn't simply stop making Naruto, I needed my moa****in Hashirama fix. Humping trees for hours straight got tiresome I knew it wasn't him. Upon these thoughts surfacing I acquired a massive 15 inch erection which I quickly hid, Kishi grazed my shoulder and looked at my gently causing my erection to explode. This was the man who created Hashirama, I could smell the scent of Lord Hashirama on him. He pointed at my heart and I realized Hashirama was never gone he had been with me since the very beginning. He'd never leave my side. Upon finding meaning in my life I have returned to preach Lord Hashirama's wood.
UWAHHHHHHHHHH HASHIRAMA-SAMA WATCH ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hashirama4Lyfe
I traveled for months until I reached Japan. I was casually shitting in a toilet in a weaboo restaurant (tbh only went there cause Hashiramas face was on the front) when I heard his voice. I'd listened to all his interviews millions of time there was no hiding it, I was in the presence of Kishi. I ran out of the toilet with shit sliding down my legs and I saw the man himself. Masashi Kishimoto, the creator of Senju "Sexy Beast" Hashirama. I quickly rushed him determined to hold his hands and pray on the floor beneath him for having created such a sexy beast. But he started screaming and I was tackled down by japanese civilians. They wouldn't stop me, I smeared my shit all over their face until they let go, I ran to Kishi and looked deep within his eyes, we had established a connection. He knew why I was here, he motioned for everyone else to let me go and we walked into his home.
Once in his home I began yelling about the meaningless life I was living, I needed that wood again. He couldn't simply stop making Naruto, I needed my moa****in Hashirama fix. Humping trees for hours straight got tiresome I knew it wasn't him. Upon these thoughts surfacing I acquired a massive 15 inch erection which I quickly hid, Kishi grazed my shoulder and looked at my gently causing my erection to explode. This was the man who created Hashirama, I could smell the scent of Lord Hashirama on him. He pointed at my heart and I realized Hashirama was never gone he had been with me since the very beginning. He'd never leave my side. Upon finding meaning in my life I have returned to preach Lord Hashirama's wood.
UWAHHHHHHHHHH HASHIRAMA-SAMA WATCH ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hashirama4Lyfe
