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| Reader be warned, this story may contain spoilers. This story has no particular start or end date in accordance to the manga, and all events happening in this interview will pertain to the entire (current) manga. It will be updated regularly. Don't say I didn't tell you so. |
This FanFiction is an interview of the Akatsuki. It will ask them each question that are unanswered in the manga, and some that maybe are. Do you really know them? They are all in different rooms, and will be interviewed in the order of which they appeared in the manga. This also includes members who acted as spies, sleeper agents, inactive members, etc. These (wo)men will be interviewed in the order I choose. Please note that this is a Confidential Document, so all information that is felt to be critical will be kept to us, and marked with stars (*). Comments by the interviewer will be bolded, and comments by those who are being interviewed will be italicized. This will be conducted through use of the Impure World Resurrection.
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WORK IN PROGRESS!
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WORK IN PROGRESS!
Hello. Let me introduce myself. My name is U. N. Owen. For those of you smart fellows out there, you will realize that this is an alias, an acronym, for unknown. I am putting together a document of personal interviews with each member of the Akatsuki. We are going to start with this man sitting here. Could you please state your name?
Itachi Uchiha.
Are you giving me the evil eye? Never mind... Back to business.
Yes, please. I want to go back to hell. It is better than this hell hole.
No comment. Wait, I'm the interviewer! Those red eyes... Err... I really don't like dealing with them, but I have my orders. I am going to ask you some questions about your favorite things to start off. What is your favorite nursery rhyme?
Ten Little Soldier Boys. It goes like this:
Ten little Soldier boys went out to dine;
One choked his little self and then there were nine.
Nine little Soldier boys sat up very late;
One overslept himself and then there were eight.
Eight little Soldier boys traveling in Devon;
One said he'd stay there and then there were seven.
Seven little Soldier boys chopping up sticks;
One chopped himself in halves and then there were six.
Six little Soldier boys playing with a hive;
A bumblebee stung one and then there were five.
Five little Soldier boys going in for law;
One got in Chancery and then there were four.
Four little Soldier boys going out to sea;
A red herring swallowed one and then there were three.
Three little Soldier boys walking in the zoo;
A big bear hugged one and then there were two.
Two Little Soldier boys sitting in the sun;
One got frizzled up and then there was one.
One little Soldier boy left all alone;
He went out and hanged himself and then there were none.
Least?
I forget... something about a candle stick? It reminds of little Sasuke... too much still to learn.
Favorite book, poem, play, essay, or manuscript?
And Then There Were None, by Agatha Christie.
Why?[/B
I liked it because the guy got away with murder, and they never knew he even committed it.
Why?
Because he was supposed to be dead.
Why?
Because he faked his death.
Why?
*Eyes turn a deep red* Do you want to ask him?
Don't give me some of that bull. Now, answer the question: Why?
Because God said so.
Why?
let us not deal with the metaphysical. Now stop, before you can ask him why.
Don't give me some of that bull. I told you that already. Do you want to have the fate I gave the other rude one?
*Gulp*
Didn't think so... So, why is it that you chose that book and that poem? They are connected, after all...
I really don't like you...
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