The Real Problem With Uchihas

UltraPain

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If the Uchihas would have spent more time doing the caboodle instead of getting stupid eye upgrades then the NV would have been a better place.

Hear me out.... (this is just for fun!) Lol Lol Lol

Madara: The ultimate virgin. He dies at a super old age and never gets to pet the beaver, and instead of dying off peacefully he comes back to life as a virgin rage monkey and tries to destroy the planet.

Obito: Gets friend-zoned, then tries to erase his (and everyone else's) reality lol. Oh yeah and for good measure he tries to murder everyone Rin ever knew and cared about.

Izuna: Follows in his virgin brother's footsteps not knowing any better and Tobirama offs him out of pity.

Sasuke: Didn't really know what his own friggin deal was while trying to travel/destroy the universe but later found out that visiting the cave of wonders was exactly the vacation he needed. After that he was perfectly fine lol.

Shisui: Can't find the kitty so he rips his eye out and jumps off a cliff.

Itachi: Lived like a pimp and obviously knew that all of those Uchiha virgin butt-munches were crazy as f**k.

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UltraPain

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these tobirama fans...so butthurt...

I'm no Tobirama fan; I just like what he looks like with a monocle and mustache. You've gotta admit it looks pretty rad.

Glad you're taking a joke thread so seriously. Lol
 

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The NV is filled with warriors at the age of 8 trying to kill each other. That's the issue.
 

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Ok, nice to know.
 
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