I'm a loser virgin too and I also have no friends but I'd never enslave humanity and recreate something like the Matrix just so I can get some, I have my hentai games for that purpose. Games like Artificial Academy (NSFW if you google it). This Obito guy is really mentally deranged, this Uchiha clan is full of schizophrenic monkeys, i think this is why their dojutsu is called monkeyjekyou sharingan