The Orange Hokage !: Hidan's Mission

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Yo guys .

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Hidan comes to Konaha , He is with as scythe like he used to have but its now black .

Hidan: Never fear Hidans here . Just kidding go shit your pants .

Hidan power has changed but his stupidness and arrogance never

Hidan: Kakuzu's gone so im solo .

2 villagers come up scared .

???: Oh crap Hidan

Hidan: Im famous . Want an autograph? Why sure . The only letter your going to get is your death certificate .

Hidan slashes them in half with his scythe .

Udon: K..koo..Konahamaru isnt that the guy who killed your Uncle Asuma ?

Konahamuru: Yes . Now get your small butt up and tell Naruto Niisan .

Udon rushes away .

Hidan: Well Well well who's next?

Konahamuru: Look in front of you .

Hidan: Oh no this little person thinks he can kill me right?

Konahamru: You killed my uncle so i will avenge Asuma !

Hidan: Forget about avenging some other Op guy will kill me not you .

Konamaru: Moegi go and tie him up with kunai . For now we have to stop him until the senior tough guys get here

Two kunais fly - string kunais . It hits the floor on two sides .

Konahmaru: Jump and do that technique

Moeigi jumps . Her stringed kunais trap hidan neck but hidan chops it with he scythe .

Hidans neck bleeds a bit

-changes to Naruto-

Udon: Hokage...sama... Hidan...he's...back...ah

Naruto What? we need to go . I bet Konahamru is there .Obito , kakashi sensei , Sasuke , Dad, Neji come with us .Shikamaru and Lee spread the news

Shikamaru Then only Lee can do it . I am coming with you because this is my sensei's killer . I am coming with you no matter what!

Sasuke Naruto.. let him go with us

Killer Bee Guys and Gals hidan's back , give my samaheda yo yo yeah yeah , he's gonna kill , his dads name Phill , he is a criminal because he cant afford to pay his bills , Good guys 1 bad guys Nill . Yeah Konayaru Bakayaru!

Naruto For once you made a decent rap bee . Lee spread the news on the tv ok?

Lee: Yes sir!

-Scene changes to Konhamaru-

Konahamru is bleeding a bit from the mouth . Moeigi's arm is bleeding . But its not critical .

Hidan: So kid ? Giving up .Like your mom and dad giving up . Like your whole family giving up . Like Hiruzen losing to Oro and giving up . Yeah .

Konahamru gets angry . He gets a kunaii out and vicious stabs it on hidan's face.

Despite Hidan bleeding he felt no pain .

Hidan then kicks Konahmaru and gets his scythe out and picks it up to kill Konahamru
 

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the first part was :rofl: "shit your pants that's hilarious xd +rep for the good work :D
 

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Yo guys .

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Hidan comes to Konaha , He is with as scythe like he used to have but its now black .

Hidan: Never fear Hidans here . Just kidding go shit your pants .

Hidan power has changed but his stupidness and arrogance never

Hidan: Kakuzu's gone so im solo .

2 villagers come up scared .

???: Oh crap Hidan

Hidan: Im famous . Want an autograph? Why sure . The only letter your going to get is your death certificate .

Hidan slashes them in half with his scythe .

Udon: K..koo..Konahamaru isnt that the guy who killed your Uncle Asuma ?

Konahamuru: Yes . Now get your small butt up and tell Naruto Niisan .

Udon rushes away .

Hidan: Well Well well who's next?

Konahamuru: Look in front of you .

Hidan: Oh no this little person thinks he can kill me right?

Konahamru: You killed my uncle so i will avenge Asuma !

Hidan: Forget about avenging some other Op guy will kill me not you .

Konamaru: Moegi go and tie him up with kunai . For now we have to stop him until the senior tough guys get here

Two kunais fly - string kunais . It hits the floor on two sides .

Konahmaru: Jump and do that technique

Moeigi jumps . Her stringed kunais trap hidan neck but hidan chops it with he scythe .

Hidans neck bleeds a bit

-changes to Naruto-

Udon: Hokage...sama... Hidan...he's...back...ah

Naruto What? we need to go . I bet Konahamru is there .Obito , kakashi sensei , Sasuke , Dad, Neji come with us .Shikamaru and Lee spread the news

Shikamaru Then only Lee can do it . I am coming with you because this is my sensei's killer . I am coming with you no matter what!

Sasuke Naruto.. let him go with us

Killer Bee Guys and Gals hidan's back , give my samaheda yo yo yeah yeah , he's gonna kill , his dads name Phill , he is a criminal because he cant afford to pay his bills , Good guys 1 bad guys Nill . Yeah Konayaru Bakayaru!

Naruto For once you made a decent rap bee . Lee spread the news on the tv ok?

Lee: Yes sir!

-Scene changes to Konhamaru-

Konahamru is bleeding a bit from the mouth . Moeigi's arm is bleeding . But its not critical .

Hidan: So kid ? Giving up .Like your mom and dad giving up . Like your whole family giving up . Like Hiruzen losing to Oro and giving up . Yeah .

Konahamru gets angry . He gets a kunaii out and vicious stabs it on hidan's face.

Despite Hidan bleeding he felt no pain .

Hidan then kicks Konahmaru and gets his scythe out and picks it up to kill Konahamru

Thats why I stopped readin' dat shiat
 

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I think you should add Madara extracting the Kyubi from Narutard please
 

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If u dont like it get out
 

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LOl this was funny. Hidan is boss XD But I don't think that it takes so many people (Obito,Sasuke,Minato,Naruto...etc) to defeat him.
 

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Cool ! will U make part 2 ? anyway +Rep
 

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@Jim get out . Just saying if u dont like somthing why bother comment
 

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@Jim get out . Just saying if u dont like somthing why bother comment

Cuz I'm a post hunter.

If you make something u should be able to accept critism, if don't then u are a lil 13 year old naiv kiddy.
 

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Ah dont worry i can accept it
 

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Yea Hidan FTW yes yes yes lol and oh god yes Konahamaru is dying lol
 

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Thanks Cobra
 
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