The Offline Meeting - Scorpion's Plan.

[UchihaBrat]

First some copy/paste(with slight modification) because I'm too lazy to write it all over again(you're adviced to read it~)
This is from the

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, but basically applies to this first chapter as well:

I won't make any long introductions on this one(either). I'll simply be writing a fanfic. It will be a parody based on *cough*the staff members 'cause it's funny using them in ffs!*cough* cheese.
I'm using the same aliases as used in my earlier ff(it isn't finished yet, just a bit of a motivational problems:ghehe and you'll be able to easily guess them ;D Here are the aliases as I edited them into my last OP + new additions:

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A list of the names behind the aliases:

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Caleyburn:Caliburn
Scary Yamagochi:Scary Yamato
Mugiwarui:Mugiwara
Tsukki:Tsuchi
Grandma Lawless:Lawliet
Size:Zise
Scorpion:(changed the name because Scorpion sounds better in singular form~)Scorps
Curseuvio: Versuvio
Mathematic: Mathias.(The new guy!)
Izuna "Bad Boy" Uchiha: Izuna Uchiha(SO not obvious)
★ Ray ★: ★ Rei ★(this is so wrong..)

About this ff: As the title suggests there is to be an offline meeting between cheese*, the reason being what you'll read about, so please read until the end.
Also, notice that this is a fanfiction, which means I'll be making lots of things up ;d
Want to read the prologue? Of course you do! Click The Link:

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Note: The ff is due to some minor changes, for typos etc.


Ending the opening words, I'll say:
This is chapter one - Scorpion's Plan. ​

Recap: The staff members had gotten an anonymous private message from another staff member to gather in a thread. It turns out to be Scorpion's doing. What does he have to say?
In the private thread of the staff members, it continues:

Size:
So you're the one who sent the message, Scorpion?

Scorpion:
Yes!:noc:

Size:
Can you still my anger from banning you from this forum?

Scorpion:
Excuse me, what?

Size:
I'm saying that you better have a good reason to disturb my admiring Ray's butt!!

Scary Yamagochi:
:|

Mugiwarui:
:|

Tsukki:
Pervert!

Grandma Lawless:
Now, now, it is quite the wonder, so let's not be hasty labelling anyone here ok?

Caleyburn:
What does 'butt' mean?

Grandma Lawless:
Shut it

Caleyburn:
O-Ok, sorryU_U

Scary Yamagochi:
SORRY!!

Mugiwarui:
WHY THE HELL ARE YOU APOLOGIZING?!!

Scary Yamagochi:
Ah! Uh.. No, I just..

Grandma Lawless:
You too Yamagochi

Scary Yamagochi:
YES MA'AM!

Mugiwarui:
Geez..

Size:
Ugh.. Ok, so speak up Scorpion! Do you have any reasons for gathering us here?!

Curseuvio:
Hi guys! What's up? F*CK!

Size:
Hi.
Now tell us, Scorpion!

Curseuvio:
F*ck! That's it?! No more welcomes? No 'Hi Curseuvio! How are you?'?? F*CK!

Grandma Lawless:
Hi and I'm sorry Curseuvio, we're busy getting information out of Scorpion here.

Curseuvio:
So you don't care about me?! F*CK Y'ALL!

Grandma Lawless:
Check your PM

Curseuvio:
WHAT?! .. Oh, sure.

Scary Yamagochi:
WAIT!

Mugiwarui:
NO DON'T!!

Caleyburn:
What's the use in stopping him? We're all going to die someday after all.U_U

Mugiwarui:
WOAH! Super depressed! Pull yourself together man!

Scary Yamagochi:
It's no use... I understand.. Once you read that PM... You just.. Why can't I die today?!

Mugiwarui:
YOU TOO?! Stop it! Lawless! You started all this, tell them to LIVE!

Tsukki:
Yeah! We need you guys!

Grandma Lawless:
SHUT THE F*CK UP AND LIVE!! Let's get on with this sh*t!

Mugiwarui:
She snapped!

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Scary Yamagochi:

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! S-SORRY!

Tsukki:
Oh no!

Size:
C-C-Calm d-down L-L-L-Lawless! We're all f-friends!

Caleyburn:
U_U

Scorpion:
:| Can I get on with the topic now?

Curseuvio:
No.. No you can't.. I have something to say to you all before that... Here I go:
I'm sorry for using curses all the time trying to seem cool. In fact, I'm so hot I'm sweating disgusting sweat drops which is contaminating all of earth's water. I should learn not to sweat and to suck up all that water and have my body filter it, filter it better than any science could accomplishU_U:.

. . .

Mathematic:
Right..
@Scorpion: Please do, I'm tired of observing this thread to no avail.

Scorpion:
Who are you?

Izuna "Bad Boy" Uchiha:
He's the new mod, now get on with it!

Scorpion:
You're here as well?!
Yes, yes. Now, you've all gotten the message, though some are still missing, please relay the message to them afterwards.
What I want to say to all of you is that..
I've gotten a new puppy and I want all of you to see it!

Grandma Lawless:
You're saying that you dragged me to this thread to tell me this?

Scorpion:
Yes! It's super cute and I want all of you to see it!xd

Mugiwarui:
Oh SHI-!

Size:
C-C-Calm d-down Mugiwara! L-L-Let's find a time machine and stop this from ever ha-ha-happening!

Mugiwarui:
YOU CALM DOWN!

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Tsukki:
WAIT! We don't know how she'll react yet! Girls love cute things! It's a universal rule! I'd love to see some pictures Scorpion!

Grandma Lawless:
... I wanna see it!xd Send a picture!xdxd

Everyone thought: Woah..

Scorpion:
I know right?!xd
BUT you misunderstand! I don't only want to send you pictures..
I also want you to come and meet him irl!:izuna:

. . .

Izuna "Bad Boy" Uchiha:
You want us to come over to where you live??

Scorpion:
Yeah!:izuna:

Curseuvio:
F*CK! I don't understand!

Mathematic:
I think he's trying to invite us over to his home, sir.

Grandma Lawless:
I'll go! I'll go!

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Izuna "Bad Boy" Uchiha:
Wait! Curseuvio just cursed! Aren't you angry Lawless-sama??

Grandma Lawless:
Oh what does a curse word or two do when you'll be getting to see a pup!xd

Mugiwarui:
Drop it Izuna, rationality is not a term which they're familiar with..

Izuna "Bad Boy" Uchiha:
Right..

Scary Yamagochi:
How are we going to get there? I haven't got any money. I spent it all on my new video camera. Where do you even LIVE??

★ Ray ★:
Don't worry about the travel expenses, I'll pay for it if it comes to that. Just pay me back some later, since I think we should all meet irl, to better our teamwork~

Size:
Haaani!

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★ Ray ★:
You'll come too, right Darling?~<3

Size:
You can count on me!

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Mathematic:
If I may ask, where are we to meet? I mean, Scary asked a good question: Where do you live, sir?

Scorpion:
Oh! Don't worry, we won't be meeting at my house, we'll all be going to Tokyo for the meeting!

★ Ray ★:
WHAT THE F*CK?! How much money do you think I have vermin?!

Scorpion:
Wha-?

Grandma Lawless:
Oh don't worry about that, I'll help pay too! Everyone should be able to see the puppy!<3<3<3

★ Ray ★:
Tsk! Fine, whatever.. I-It's n-n-n-ot as if I-I'm doing this because of the puppy! O-Ok?!

Size:
CUUUUTEEEE!!! <3<3

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★ Ray ★:
Oh darling~ Ehehe~

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<3<3

Size:
Ehehe~<3<3

Mugiwarui:
Take it somewhere else!
Now when do we go and where in Tokyo do we meet??

Scorpion:
At the airport in Tokyo in three days, so bring cellphones!
Oh and Tsukki, I have a special surprise for you waiting in Tokyo<3

Tsukki:

Mugiwarui:
Whatever, let's talk about the details later, my head hurts.

Caleyburn:
Hey Curseuvio, did you see my sig?

Curseuvio: WHAT THE F*CK?! Why did you post a nude pic of yourself?! It's against the rules fool! Change it now!!
F*CK!

~End of chapter 1~​

Argh! My fingers hurt!xd I had fun writing it and hope you like it!
If you have questions about the story etc., ask away!

 

[Dave]

good chapter one!

 

[UchihaBrat]

Why thank you!
I consider it less funnier than my other ff(not the offline meeting series) though!
Also, thank you for reading!