The most ridiculous thing you've ever heard.

[Arian]

Pretty much 100% of the stuff religious people keep saying Lol

Inb4 #shotsfired

 

[Punk Hazard]

In my former psychology class, our teacher divided the class into three groups and my group had to name 20 countries, at which point an idiot named Patrick said "Europe" and then said "We can't use Nigeria, that's in Africa."

I've also heard a kid say "He can't be from Africa, he was born in Egypt."

 

[Shunsin no Shisui]

"Itachi solos all including Kaguya, Hagoromo and the Juubi." - Itachi faptard :eww:

 

[Tennis Robot]

"The Calc test was so easy - I got a C!"

Same person:

"I can't believe I failed thermodynamics that shit is a joke!"

Same person again:

"Thermodynamics is just common sense."

And yet again (this time he is addressing probably the smartest person in our graduating class):

"[Name], Stanford is for people like me. I have a better chance of getting in than you."

 

[Dãrth1]

When the dumbest guy in my Engineering class asked me how to send email?>_>

omg, really omg

 

[Milliana]

Itachi can beat the sage and galactus. XD And, many more Itachi wank.

 

[NineSNS]

On a job application for a grocery store, asking if the candidate had any special qualifications, a guy was TRYING to write:

"I'm very good at working with the public" but instead he wrote:

"I'm very good at working with the pubic"

I believe the application was framed for the lols.

 

[QdonEms]

"God level clones" & Kamui GG.

 

[paratise]

I have an uncommon name which is similar to many other names irl, sometimes when i introduce myself some people say "Are you sure about that, maybe your name is >>insert some other name<<".

 

[Uzumaki Macho]

Ivankov is admiral level.

 

[ministerC4]

My brother who gets stoned often.
Everyday that guy has some random lie to cover up shit.

But the dumbest he has said so far has taken the cake with ease.

Mother-"We heard that you were swimming in the river"
Brother-"No I wasn't mahn"
Mother-"Uh, huh? Then explain the shit and grass on you"
Brother-"Mahn, I ain't go to no river"

-After some time of bothering him-

Brother-"All I did was walk into an abandoned shack with my friend"
Mother-"Then explain that shit on you"
Brother-"I sat on a chair"
Brother-"In the shack"
ಠ_ಠ

 

[Skater007]

What is the most ridiculous thing you've heard so far? Something that at the very least, made you laugh a little because it sounded so ludicrous.

For me, that moment occurred during my high-school days when one of my friends' friend asked us "Hey, where can I go to download a graphic card?". Now, I'm the kind of guy who isn't very good with computer technology (or just technology in general) but c'mon that was just freaking stupid. You have no idea how hard we were all laughing. It still gives me a chuckle to this day. Lol

Half-Life 3 confirmed

 

[minamoto]

Every thread by that minamoto kid.

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[Deathwink]

i was talking with a guy from france once and he asked me:
"who would you want to be with right now?"
and I took a picture of my laptop and added "probably with my laptop.wbu?"
and he ****ing replied "what's a "laptop"?""

after i explained it to him he answered with "haha look at this geek"
i felt so done,i don't think i ever laughed so hard at someone at the internet