the most important thing a person need to survive

[Wakizashi]

we all know that we need food clothes and a roof over our head to live...

but what do you thing is the most important thing that a person needs to survive?
:shrug::shrug::shrug:

 

[~Anubis~]

the most important thing for a man to survive is community...

 

[mcchikeneater]

Water. And internet porn.

 

[Mai]

Water. And internet porn.

So ture...:sy:

 

[hghland smeg head]

fire , water and knowlage with that I can last long enough to get myself out of most trouble

 

[DJagdeo]

Water. And internet porn.

Yea everyone knows masturbation is key to survival. xd

 

[mcchikeneater]

Yea everyone knows masturbation is key to survival. xd

Not survival, sanity. Imagine being a horny teenager with no hands!!!! You wouldn't be able to fap, or tie a noose to escape the inability to fap, or even pull a trigger. Or open a pill bottle. You could get a fake rubber girlfriend, but once it got crusty, you wouldn't have hands to clean it with. It would be hell on earth!!!!

Or imagine not having porn, and having to fap to nothing, and it would take forever, and you would have 1 arm way bigger than the other, and risk chafing, and more time to risk getting caught in the act. !!!!!. Porn is essential to our sanity.

Imagine getting dumped and being depressed, and not having any porn to cheer you up, suicide rates would skyrocket!!!!

 

[Wakizashi]

Not survival, sanity. Imagine being a horny teenager with no hands!!!! You wouldn't be able to fap, or tie a noose to escape the inability to fap, or even pull a trigger. Or open a pill bottle. You could get a fake rubber girlfriend, but once it got crusty, you wouldn't have hands to clean it with. It would be hell on earth!!!!

Or imagine not having porn, and having to fap to nothing, and it would take forever, and you would have 1 arm way bigger than the other, and risk chafing, and more time to risk getting caught in the act. !!!!!. Porn is essential to our sanity.

Imagine getting dumped and being depressed, and not having any porn to cheer you up, suicide rates would skyrocket!!!!

this is not the answer that i was expecting but it is true i would go crazy without them.