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Specifically anything to do with Madara.
I've been away from Naruto for a while now, so I can view it objectively. And guess what? It's a giant suck fest for Madara. Biggest load of wank and plot convienence I've ever seen from an author.
Madara got baby-shaked at the valley of the end by Hashirama when he was at his prime and even had the strongest tailed beast under his control.
Now he's fighting EVERY TAILED BEAST, should be fighting Kakashi and Minato (Again stupid plot convienence), 3 Edo Hokages (Oops nevermind, two of them are picking their noses in the corner and one got plot-slapped by Kishi), a perfect jinchuriki, another EMS user who is arguably superior to him (but won't use his giant-ass EMS susanomo for whatever reason on a blind guy), Hundreds of random shinobi, four other Kage-Rank shinobi, and oh yeah, HE HAS BEEN BLIND FOR 2 CHAPTERS AND NOBODY DID ANYTHING.
This is Naruto: Madara Wank Fest, not Naruto: Shippuden.
Madara should have been a smear on the ground by now, but nope, everyone who matters is just sitting back sipping a budweiser while the heavy hitters that do attack do nothing to the best of their ability.
And let's not forget the massive plot armour covering Madara's entire body. Gets slapped around by 9 Tailed Beasts, half of which could arguably level a small mountain, but NO WORRIES! He's just bleeding a little. It's not like, you know, he should have been crippled beyond repair.
"But Batman! He has Senju DNA!"
Senju DNA allows you to heal rapidly, it doesn't prevent you from turning into a pile of meat on the ground because the 9-Tails just booty stomped you with all his weight. And then there's amaterasu. Don't worry, just taking some armour off after being hit and you're A-OK. Don't bother with a follow up shot either, Sasuke, we want to see where Madara's plot train takes us next.
And how about that eyeless susano'o, huh? Pretty rad, right? Too bad we'll never get and explanation and it makes no freaking sense.
I'm so done with this wank fest that is Madara.
I've been away from Naruto for a while now, so I can view it objectively. And guess what? It's a giant suck fest for Madara. Biggest load of wank and plot convienence I've ever seen from an author.
Madara got baby-shaked at the valley of the end by Hashirama when he was at his prime and even had the strongest tailed beast under his control.
Now he's fighting EVERY TAILED BEAST, should be fighting Kakashi and Minato (Again stupid plot convienence), 3 Edo Hokages (Oops nevermind, two of them are picking their noses in the corner and one got plot-slapped by Kishi), a perfect jinchuriki, another EMS user who is arguably superior to him (but won't use his giant-ass EMS susanomo for whatever reason on a blind guy), Hundreds of random shinobi, four other Kage-Rank shinobi, and oh yeah, HE HAS BEEN BLIND FOR 2 CHAPTERS AND NOBODY DID ANYTHING.
This is Naruto: Madara Wank Fest, not Naruto: Shippuden.
Madara should have been a smear on the ground by now, but nope, everyone who matters is just sitting back sipping a budweiser while the heavy hitters that do attack do nothing to the best of their ability.
And let's not forget the massive plot armour covering Madara's entire body. Gets slapped around by 9 Tailed Beasts, half of which could arguably level a small mountain, but NO WORRIES! He's just bleeding a little. It's not like, you know, he should have been crippled beyond repair.
"But Batman! He has Senju DNA!"
Senju DNA allows you to heal rapidly, it doesn't prevent you from turning into a pile of meat on the ground because the 9-Tails just booty stomped you with all his weight. And then there's amaterasu. Don't worry, just taking some armour off after being hit and you're A-OK. Don't bother with a follow up shot either, Sasuke, we want to see where Madara's plot train takes us next.
And how about that eyeless susano'o, huh? Pretty rad, right? Too bad we'll never get and explanation and it makes no freaking sense.
I'm so done with this wank fest that is Madara.
