the living corpse jutsu

[TsunadeSama]

sweet, i am forever in your debt for saving minato.

please teach me the living corpse resusitation justu.

 

[Nexus]

OK

i'm gonna summon someone we can train on..

Kage: Bunshin no jutsu (Shadow clone jutsu) x1
Kuchiyose: Edo Tensei (Summoning: Impure World Resurection) sacrifying the clone to summon Itachi
Chakra no Mesu (Chakra skalpel) cutting Itachis throat making him "one step to death" condition

Oh and u have to sign the Master scrool for this Kinjutsu (1. Orochimaru, 2. Kabuto, 3. SweetSasuke, 4. (sign here))

 

[TsunadeSama]

okay.........

(bites thumb)

(signs tsunade)

and now?

 

[Nexus]

now, take the drops of Itachis blood on the scrools..

 

[TsunadeSama]

okay;

(spills blood on her finger)

(drops it on the scroll)

how many scrolls again? 7?

 

[Nexus]

make the special handsigns for the Kinjutsu;
horse
rat
rabit
horse
ROCK (special handsign developed by Oro)
rat ox

Now fuse ALL of your chakra (not like by other jutsus, i mean ALL!!!)

put your right hand over your left

make the serpent handsign

and activate the kinjutsu!

 

[TsunadeSama]

okay here i go;

horse
rat
rabit
horse
ROCK (special handsign developed by Oro)
rat ox

Now fuse ALL of my chakra

put my right hand over my left

serpent

KAI!

and activate the kinjutsu!

 

[Nexus]

check his pulse....

 

[TsunadeSama]

(checks pulse)

(EYES GET WIDE)

................its.......................its...........


beating?

 

[Nexus]

not realy.... he is still dying...
i said ALL the Chakra......

again!

 

[TsunadeSama]

what?

how did i do it wrong??

okay let me start over:

horse
rat
rabit
horse
ROCK (special handsign developed by Oro)
rat ox

Fire, wind, water, lightning, earth chakra KAI!!!

put my right hand over my left

serpent

KAI!

and activate the kinjutsu!

 

[Nexus]

this time u got it!!!!!

Itchi is all good now

but we don't want him walking around here so: Release!!!

puf...there he goes....

Good work Tsunade

 

[TsunadeSama]

THANK YOU SO MUCH

how can i repay you for your help?

 

[BishamonSama]

Oh and u have to sign the Master scrool for this Kinjutsu (1. Orochimaru, 2. Kabuto, 3. SweetSasuke, 4. (sign here))

COUGH COUGH COUGH!!!!

Sweet..... this jutsu is a forbidden.

*dramatic flash of sunglasses*