sasukeultimateninja
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Naruto: good evening everyone to the konoha celebraty show. i am your host uzumaki naruto. Today's guest is one of the top ninjas we all know. he has copied so many ninjutsu and was my teacher and that of sasuke and sakura. he is no other than....
Kakashi:Hello, everyone it is me kakashi
Naruto:do you have to always interrupt my presentation kakashi. i was getting to the best part.
kakashi: i do not like flattery naruto
Naruto: this is not flattery but let's go straight. so kakashi my first question is. you have had the sharingan even though you are not an uchiha like sasuke. can you tell us who gave it to you?. because it has gotten you the name the copy ninja sharingan hatake kakashi
kakashi; the sharingan was given to me by obito. my closest friend before guy. we were not talking at first but whenever i use the sharingan i always think of him and the sacrifice that he made for me. In fact without the sharingan i would have died in many battles a long ago. Obito you have my sincere thanks and respect
Naruto; well, that is interesting, kakashi.no wonder after every mission you go to his grave to say hello to him
kakashi; naruto , can you please continue.?
naruto: you really are no fun at all. anyway this question is not only from me but from everyone. When will you marry kakashi? an awesome ninja like you should have a lady on your side. there are so many ladies out there but you never seem interested.
kakashi: right now. i do not have anyone in mind naruto. besides when i want to make my move i will not let you know.
Naruto; are you sure you are telling the truth and that you are not hiding anything.?
kakashi:yes i am not hiding anything. why do you ask?
Naruto
smiling with mischief) because we are going to the next segement which is the the celebraty "hot seat". this where you will be tested to see if you really have no secrets.
Kakashi; go ahead, i don't mind
Naruto: kakashi. tell the audience the truth. is it true you have a crush on shizune nee-san and you wrote her a love letter yesterday?
kakashibeginning to feel uneasy). no, no it is not true. i did not write any letter. shizune is just a friend and i do not have a crush on her
Guy-sensei:i trust kakashi. we may be eternal rivals but kakashi won't go after the same lady i am after.
naruto: really?. because. just this evening i recieved a letter. it is short but the handwriting is yours and it has your name at the end. here it is "shizune dearest. your hardwork and dedication has gotten my attention since we were kids. you are perfect lady to spend a life time with and i will like to know more about you. whenever i go on missions i can't stop thinking about you. i hope to meet you soon so that we can go on a date. love kakashi.
kakashi: it is not true. naruto. you made this up didn't you. i am sure you were faking it. (he is feeling more uneasy).
Naruto; really? ok folks take a look at this video of kakashi at the library.(video is played showing kakashi talking to a young girl)
Girl: kakashi. if there was any lady you wanted to go out with. who will you choose.
kakashi:it is a tricky question. but i will pick shizune. she is a lady that i will definetly like to spend my life with. she is hardworking and cute. but promise not to tell anyone.
Girl: you got it.(meanwhile it was naruto who was spying on kakashi with his video camera while he paid that lady to ask kakashi)
(kakakshi feels embrassed and exposed. the jig is up for him.)
kakashi: ok, naruto. you have got me. i am busted. i am the one who wrote the letter.
Shizune: kakashi, you pervert.!!!( she angrily gets up and rolls her right sleeve up) so it was you who wrote that letter. no wonder the girls were whispering behind my back this morning.
guy-sensei he gets emotional and kneels and starts to cry) kakashi i never knew that you as my eternal rival will do this. Why kakashi? why?
( shizune jumps from the crowd and heads toward where kakashi is)
Kakashi: later. (he disappears in a puff of smoke.)
Shizune:come back here.( she breaks the exit door and runs after after him with guy sensei behind with her)
Naruto; well that was expected.hahaha. (looks and sees that sakura, hinata, Ino and the rest of the ladies up to tsunade are at his place angrliy cracking their knuckles and looking at him with a glare)
Sakura: naruto!!!!!. so you are the one who stole the letter from us this morning. you fooled hinata with a transformation jutsu to look like a girl so that you can get your hands on the letter.
Hinata: naruto.( she clenges her fist angrily) how could you do this. i trusted you and now?
Ino:you idiot. you have done it this time
tenten: look at what you have done.
Tsunade: girls, let's show him what happens when boys spy on girls like us
All the girls:yes.
Narutolooking scared) i can explain. ( too late, the ladies pounce on him and start to beat the hell out of him. as this is going on the guys decide to leave)
Shikimaru: that idiot has had it coming
rock-lee;will naruto be alright
Shino: i do not think so
Neji: it was lame and boring of him to do that.
Sasuke: he better not have me as his guest on stage
Sai: are you hiding something sasuke-kun?
Sasuke:no. i don't. i am leaving.
suigetsu: that is sasuke for you. he definetly has something to hide concerning that girl sakura
Juugo: shut up
Sasuke: hmmph. i am leaving
The end
Kakashi:Hello, everyone it is me kakashi
Naruto:do you have to always interrupt my presentation kakashi. i was getting to the best part.
kakashi: i do not like flattery naruto
Naruto: this is not flattery but let's go straight. so kakashi my first question is. you have had the sharingan even though you are not an uchiha like sasuke. can you tell us who gave it to you?. because it has gotten you the name the copy ninja sharingan hatake kakashi
kakashi; the sharingan was given to me by obito. my closest friend before guy. we were not talking at first but whenever i use the sharingan i always think of him and the sacrifice that he made for me. In fact without the sharingan i would have died in many battles a long ago. Obito you have my sincere thanks and respect
Naruto; well, that is interesting, kakashi.no wonder after every mission you go to his grave to say hello to him
kakashi; naruto , can you please continue.?
naruto: you really are no fun at all. anyway this question is not only from me but from everyone. When will you marry kakashi? an awesome ninja like you should have a lady on your side. there are so many ladies out there but you never seem interested.
kakashi: right now. i do not have anyone in mind naruto. besides when i want to make my move i will not let you know.
Naruto; are you sure you are telling the truth and that you are not hiding anything.?
kakashi:yes i am not hiding anything. why do you ask?
Naruto
smiling with mischief) because we are going to the next segement which is the the celebraty "hot seat". this where you will be tested to see if you really have no secrets.Kakashi; go ahead, i don't mind
Naruto: kakashi. tell the audience the truth. is it true you have a crush on shizune nee-san and you wrote her a love letter yesterday?
kakashi
beginning to feel uneasy). no, no it is not true. i did not write any letter. shizune is just a friend and i do not have a crush on herGuy-sensei:i trust kakashi. we may be eternal rivals but kakashi won't go after the same lady i am after.
naruto: really?. because. just this evening i recieved a letter. it is short but the handwriting is yours and it has your name at the end. here it is "shizune dearest. your hardwork and dedication has gotten my attention since we were kids. you are perfect lady to spend a life time with and i will like to know more about you. whenever i go on missions i can't stop thinking about you. i hope to meet you soon so that we can go on a date. love kakashi.
kakashi: it is not true. naruto. you made this up didn't you. i am sure you were faking it. (he is feeling more uneasy).
Naruto; really? ok folks take a look at this video of kakashi at the library.(video is played showing kakashi talking to a young girl)
Girl: kakashi. if there was any lady you wanted to go out with. who will you choose.
kakashi:it is a tricky question. but i will pick shizune. she is a lady that i will definetly like to spend my life with. she is hardworking and cute. but promise not to tell anyone.
Girl: you got it.(meanwhile it was naruto who was spying on kakashi with his video camera while he paid that lady to ask kakashi)
(kakakshi feels embrassed and exposed. the jig is up for him.)
kakashi: ok, naruto. you have got me. i am busted. i am the one who wrote the letter.
Shizune: kakashi, you pervert.!!!( she angrily gets up and rolls her right sleeve up) so it was you who wrote that letter. no wonder the girls were whispering behind my back this morning.
guy-sensei
he gets emotional and kneels and starts to cry) kakashi i never knew that you as my eternal rival will do this. Why kakashi? why?( shizune jumps from the crowd and heads toward where kakashi is)
Kakashi: later. (he disappears in a puff of smoke.)
Shizune:come back here.( she breaks the exit door and runs after after him with guy sensei behind with her)
Naruto; well that was expected.hahaha. (looks and sees that sakura, hinata, Ino and the rest of the ladies up to tsunade are at his place angrliy cracking their knuckles and looking at him with a glare)
Sakura: naruto!!!!!. so you are the one who stole the letter from us this morning. you fooled hinata with a transformation jutsu to look like a girl so that you can get your hands on the letter.
Hinata: naruto.( she clenges her fist angrily) how could you do this. i trusted you and now?
Ino:you idiot. you have done it this time
tenten: look at what you have done.
Tsunade: girls, let's show him what happens when boys spy on girls like us
All the girls:yes.
Naruto
looking scared) i can explain. ( too late, the ladies pounce on him and start to beat the hell out of him. as this is going on the guys decide to leave)Shikimaru: that idiot has had it coming
rock-lee;will naruto be alright
Shino: i do not think so
Neji: it was lame and boring of him to do that.
Sasuke: he better not have me as his guest on stage
Sai: are you hiding something sasuke-kun?
Sasuke:no. i don't. i am leaving.
suigetsu: that is sasuke for you. he definetly has something to hide concerning that girl sakura
Juugo: shut up
Sasuke: hmmph. i am leaving
The end
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