The King adresses his great kingdom

[King Harkinian]

mah bois

the island of dogonwit is under attack by the evil forces of Ganon

if im not back in a month resurrect me and bomb stuff.


Prolog: Thus terrorist were born


Link: i won

 

[squiremarcus]

my god I need to help CALL THE TROOPS!!!!!!

 

[Skylurest]

backup for the king!!>_<

 

[Skye Kaguya]

wheres my dinner???

 

[Skylurest]

hey!! weres my breakfast

 

[King Harkinian]

there is no breakfast only dinner

 

[squiremarcus]

king king king, king


on friday there is breakfeast
THINK ABOUT IT!!!!

 

[King Harkinian]

king king king, king


on friday there is breakfeast
THINK ABOUT IT!!!!

breakfast does not exsites
there is only 3 dinners

early dinner
midday dinner
dinner

 

[squiremarcus]

I thought I explained this
on friday, there IIIISSSSSSSS!!!!! breakfeast
which by the way is far superior to dinner on that day(because it does not exist)

 

[King Harkinian]

I thought I explained this
on friday, there IIIISSSSSSSS!!!!! breakfeast
which by the way is far superior to dinner on that day(because it does not exist)

THIS IS MADNESS!!!!!!!!!!!11
there is no such thing as breakfast only DINNER!







DIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!

 

[squiremarcus]

BRRRREEEEEAKKKKKKKKFFFFFFFEEEAAAASSSSTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!
on fridays!!!!!!

 

[Xero]

*hurls poptarts at hakrinarian*

STFU ALREADY WITH THE FFKING DINNER
...
THE DINNER IS A LIE

 

[someone else]

<div class="bbWrapper"><blockquote class="bbCodeBlock bbCodeBlock--expandable bbCodeBlock--quote"> <div class="bbCodeBlock-title"> <a href="/goto/post?id=628444" class="bbCodeBlock-sourceJump" data-xf-click="attribution" data-content-selector="#post-628444">King Harkinian said:</a> </div> <div class="bbCodeBlock-content"> <div class="bbCodeBlock-expandContent"> breakfast does not exsites<br /> there is only 3 dinners<br /> <br /> early dinner<br /> midday dinner<br /> dinner </div> <div class="bbCodeBlock-expandLink"><a>Click to expand...</a></div> </div> </blockquote>If your a hobbit you have<br /> breakfast<br /> second breakfast<br /> brunch<br /> lunch<br /> afternoon tea<br /> dinner<br /> <br /> <br /> and most likely I am forgetting some meals too.</div>

 

[King Harkinian]

*hurls poptarts at hakrinarian*

STFU ALREADY WITH THE FFKING DINNER
...
THE DINNER IS A LIE

Well your cake is a lie while my DINNER remains true

 

[squiremarcus]

AdMiT iT KiNg YoUr NaTiOn HaS TuRnEd AgAiNsT YoU!!!!

 

[Skylurest]

rebel!!

 

[King Harkinian]

rebel!!

have him scrub all the floors in the hyrule

 

[Skylurest]

treason!!
now u scrub!! >_<

 

[King Harkinian]

treason!!
now u scrub!! >_<

he fleid!!!!!

 

[squiremarcus]

nope but I have a dinner blaster
*shoots it at the king*