The holy church of Konoha

[UchihaBrat]

you are doing good my son, I see you work hard for this church and I am sure the great god Versuvia sees it as well, I give you my blessing.

:T_T: Will you say the blessing(first page) father?

 

[uchiha yahiko]

:T_T: Will you say the blessing(first page) father?

of cours my child: On the behalf of the holy father Versuvio, I bless thy soul. May the holy Rei cleanse your sins and may our mighty warrior god Nexus keep you safe from harms way. Also let Zise guide you onto a righteous path away from evil, NB

I must take my leave now, but I will be back later to check up on your work. Keep doing a good job and you will receive a spiritual reward greater than any worldly good.

 

[UchihaBrat]

of cours my child: On the behalf of the holy father Versuvio, I bless thy soul. May the holy Rei cleanse your sins and may our mighty warrior god Nexus keep you safe from harms way. Also let Zise guide you onto a righteous path away from evil, NB

I must take my leave now, but I will be back later to check up on your work. Keep doing a good job and you will receive a spiritual reward greater than any worldly good.

NB.. I am truly blessed! Thank you father and I'll do my best to be like you!

 

[Sharingdork]

*Stands from the pews after the choir leaves.* I suppose I'll see what this church does in the name of the gods....

 

[UchihaBrat]

*Stands from the pews after the choir leaves.* I suppose I'll see what this church does in the name of the gods....

Lemme add, the gods are the admins and our church is quite lawless, you can smoke ganja if you want father.

 

[Sharingdork]

Lemme add, the gods are the admins and our church is quite lawless, you can smoke ganja if you want father.

you misspelt my name. it's not 'sharingandork', it's 'sharingdork'; no 'an' in a row in it. BY THE POWER OF THE WARRIOR GOD, NEXUS, UNTIL IT IS CHANGED, YOU HAVE BEEN CURSED!!!

 

[UchihaBrat]

you misspelt my name. it's not 'sharingandork', it's 'sharingdork'; no 'an' in a row in it. BY THE POWER OF THE WARRIOR GOD, NEXUS, UNTIL IT IS CHANGED, YOU HAVE BEEN CURSED!!!

Guuaaaaah!! Father forgive me cause I have sinned! I never thought this could happen! Oh my Naruto based prejudice have lead me to make such a basic mistake!

 

[Sharingdork]

Guuaaaaah!! Father forgive me cause I have sinned! I never thought this could happen! Oh my Naruto based prejudice have lead me to make such a basic mistake!

After seeing the correction of your sin, and hearing your repentance, in the name of Zise, I can forgive you of your mistake. But if something like this happens again, I swear by the name of Versuvious that in his name you will be cursed a thousand times worse than now, and not even a blessing from Zise can remove such a curse.

 

[UchihaBrat]

After seeing the correction of your sin, and hearing your repentance, in the name of Zise, I can forgive you of your mistake. But if something like this happens again, I swear by the name of Versuvious that in his name you will be cursed a thousand times worse than now, and not even a blessing from Zise can remove such a curse.

Phew! Thank you! Father is so generous! I'll make sure to pray a thousand times harder to make up for my mistakes.

 

[faizan]

*walks in....*
nice system...

 

[UchihaBrat]

*walks in....*
nice system...

You have sinned! Come with me to my room young boy!

 

[Mephistopheles]

Can I join as Van Helsing

 

[UchihaBrat]

Can I join as Van Helsing

Sure thing! Remember to wear awesome boots at all times and hunt the vampires before they get you. Oh! And don't go all werewolf on us in the church~

 

[dwilson81]

I'll be one of the Cardinals

 

[UchihaBrat]

I'll be one of the Cardinals

Yes father, it will be done. *adds*
Done~ *goes to 'office' to write in the diary*

 

[~Hebi Terumi~]

Can i be the pope O_O

 

[Sharingdork]

Can i be the pope O_O

I already asked, no. For your ignorance, in the name of Nexus, you will be cursed to stay out of 'the loop' for a full week!

 

[~Hebi Terumi~]

I already asked, no. For your ignorance, in the name of Nexus, you will be cursed to stay out of 'the loop' for a full week!

Um ok I didn't know sorry

 

[UchihaBrat]

Can i be the pope O_O

I already asked, no. For your ignorance, in the name of Nexus, you will be cursed to stay out of 'the loop' for a full week!

@Hebi: you can be a cardinal, you will be competing for the pope position if you are.
@sharindork: excuse me father, I'm but a simple bishop worth less than shit on toilet paper, but you might want to tell them about the candidacy process, they can become cardinals you know. I'm sorry for my ignorance father, please forgive me.

 

[~Hebi Terumi~]

@Hebi: you can be a cardinal, you will be competing for the pope position if you are.
@sharindork: excuse me father, I'm but a simple bishop worth less than shit on toilet paper, but you might want to tell them about the candidacy process, they can become cardinals you know. I'm sorry for my ignorance father, please forgive me.

Sure I would love to be a cardinal thanks for the suggestion