Madara: RAPE FACE NO JUTSU!
Hashirama: Hm? OH SWEET HOLY JUMPING NINJA JESUS!
Madara: You haven't answered my calls...
Hashirama: I've been sort of dead you know.
Madara: Me too but that didn't stop me from calling you...
Hashirama: I...wait, what?
*Minato enters munching on an apple*
Minato: Hey Madara, how did you get in here?
Madara: I'm not quite sure.
Hashirama: Uh, Minato can't you just Rasengan him out of here? Look at his face! He's scaring me and the entire audience!
Minato: Hm? I don't see anything.
Hashirama: What?! He looks like something BROKE inside! Look at him! That's the look of pure EVIL and child molestation! Japanese Ninja Satan himself would be terrified!
Minato: It's not like we haven't called him crazy for the entirety of this story. How can this come as a surprise to you? We already knew he was a psycho horny Uchiha bastard. This face changes nothing. Tea, Madara?
Madara: Please.
Hashirama: YOU'RE OFFERING HIM TEA?! GET HIM OUT OF HERE!
Minato: Neh, I'd rather not. Maybe he can give us some spoilers. It's not like anything happened in this chapter. Oh, besides Kakashi and Obito entering a duel. Finally.
Madara: I'm gonna rape your entire family Hashirama.
Hashirama: *Gulp*
Madara: Why do you think I cut off Tsunade's legs?
Hashirama: Oh Kakko-sama...
Madara: I've actually got them right here in my pocket...
Hashirama: Holy crap...wait, how?
Madara: Senju DNA.
Hashirama: HOW ARE YOU NOT WORRIED, MINATO?!
Minato: I am.
Hashirama: Finally!
Minato: Naruto has been repeating that friendship speech so many times now I have lost count. I'm afraid he has suffered some kind of brain damage.
Hashirama: I WAS TALKING ABOUT MADARA YOU PRICK. GET HIM OUT OF HERE!
Minato: Why? According to the manga you're so much stronger than all those 40.000 people on the field who are getting their asses handed to them by two people combined.
Hashirama: Oh yeah...Trees no jutsu!
Madara: *AAAAAAAAhhhhhhhh Iregretnothiiiiiing*
Minato: Aw man, I wanted to know what happened next, dude!
Hashirama: Kakashi reveals why he killed Rin either when he's losing or winning badly, doesn't really matter. The Ten-Tails is imba, Madara gloats some more, we get more friendship speeches, Obito redeems himself, the good guys win, Obito dies.
Minato: Oh wow...how do you know that?
Hashirama: I guess I'm a seer. Now how about we get drunk and forget Madara's rape face?
Minato: I keep telling you he looked completely normal to me! How could anyone be surprised by him being an utter nutjob? He wants to create his OWN MENTAL FANTASY WORLD. Also, he defies the laws of gravity and genetics. I don't really know what else to tell you.
Hashirama: I guess you're right, pretty boy. So how's that present to Naruto going?
Minato: You son of a Uchiha get back here!
Hashirama: Lololololololol
Tsunade: *Sigh* Why do I still live here?
Hashirama: Hm? OH SWEET HOLY JUMPING NINJA JESUS!
Madara: You haven't answered my calls...
Hashirama: I've been sort of dead you know.
Madara: Me too but that didn't stop me from calling you...
Hashirama: I...wait, what?
*Minato enters munching on an apple*
Minato: Hey Madara, how did you get in here?
Madara: I'm not quite sure.
Hashirama: Uh, Minato can't you just Rasengan him out of here? Look at his face! He's scaring me and the entire audience!
Minato: Hm? I don't see anything.
Hashirama: What?! He looks like something BROKE inside! Look at him! That's the look of pure EVIL and child molestation! Japanese Ninja Satan himself would be terrified!
Minato: It's not like we haven't called him crazy for the entirety of this story. How can this come as a surprise to you? We already knew he was a psycho horny Uchiha bastard. This face changes nothing. Tea, Madara?
Madara: Please.
Hashirama: YOU'RE OFFERING HIM TEA?! GET HIM OUT OF HERE!
Minato: Neh, I'd rather not. Maybe he can give us some spoilers. It's not like anything happened in this chapter. Oh, besides Kakashi and Obito entering a duel. Finally.
Madara: I'm gonna rape your entire family Hashirama.
Hashirama: *Gulp*
Madara: Why do you think I cut off Tsunade's legs?
Hashirama: Oh Kakko-sama...
Madara: I've actually got them right here in my pocket...
Hashirama: Holy crap...wait, how?
Madara: Senju DNA.
Hashirama: HOW ARE YOU NOT WORRIED, MINATO?!
Minato: I am.
Hashirama: Finally!
Minato: Naruto has been repeating that friendship speech so many times now I have lost count. I'm afraid he has suffered some kind of brain damage.
Hashirama: I WAS TALKING ABOUT MADARA YOU PRICK. GET HIM OUT OF HERE!
Minato: Why? According to the manga you're so much stronger than all those 40.000 people on the field who are getting their asses handed to them by two people combined.
Hashirama: Oh yeah...Trees no jutsu!
Madara: *AAAAAAAAhhhhhhhh Iregretnothiiiiiing*
Minato: Aw man, I wanted to know what happened next, dude!
Hashirama: Kakashi reveals why he killed Rin either when he's losing or winning badly, doesn't really matter. The Ten-Tails is imba, Madara gloats some more, we get more friendship speeches, Obito redeems himself, the good guys win, Obito dies.
Minato: Oh wow...how do you know that?
Hashirama: I guess I'm a seer. Now how about we get drunk and forget Madara's rape face?
Minato: I keep telling you he looked completely normal to me! How could anyone be surprised by him being an utter nutjob? He wants to create his OWN MENTAL FANTASY WORLD. Also, he defies the laws of gravity and genetics. I don't really know what else to tell you.
Hashirama: I guess you're right, pretty boy. So how's that present to Naruto going?
Minato: You son of a Uchiha get back here!
Hashirama: Lololololololol
Tsunade: *Sigh* Why do I still live here?
