The Great War o' Life!
Alright, so in the last chapter, Teh-Tobz, Chanxyz and iEmo set off to training. When they were almost done their training with Naruto-Kun, -Sin- came up running towards them. Telling them a war will be predicted!
Now shall we see who the enemies are?
Versuvio - We are all gathered here to protect our village from destruction and pain. You will be separated into 2 groups, Senseis' and regular Shinobi. If you are a sensei, please make your way towards this post.
All the sensei's slowly walk towards the post.
Nexus - HURRY UP! DON'T MAKE ME K---
Rei - *Cuts Nexus off* Now Nexus, don't be so cruel !
Nexus - *Rolls eyes*
Versuvio - Anywho, you shinobi, get ready! The enemies could be here
in any second now!
Naruto - Excuse me V. I think it is better if we create some organized rows.
Verusvio - Mmm.. I am so so sorry. No U_U
Suddenly a group of city people flashed in the village's way.
Ash - Go Turtle thing! *A big turtle appeared in front of Ash*
Caliburn - *Looks at Ash* Why isn't he using Pikachu?
Oh yeah.. I'm doomed.
Ash - Use the grass slice thingy Turtle! *The turtle does a green slice at random shinobis*
Shinobi #1 - *Huge moan as blood rushes out* Ugh.. I can't believe a big fat turtle made me bleed. Beyat*hhh!
Versuvio - Sakura! Tsunade! Any nurse here?! Send them into the uh.. room thingy!
Ash - *Throws Poke-ball* Go Brock! *A huge person came out*
Use the Miley Cyrus attack nao!
Brock - Look Ash.. For the last time.. I'm not your slave and I'm not going to sing. Singing in front of all these people will ruin my life.
Ash - FINE THEN! BE LIKE THAT! *Steals Caliburn's sword and stabs Brock with it*
Emperor - Noooo~! *Turned into Zetzu,then swallowed Brock whole*
Don't ever steal my meal again!
Ash - Oh yeah? Go Turtle!
The turtle killed half of the shinobi at once.
Awkward silence..
Random Ninjas - *Loud moan* *Blood Gushing Out* Help! Help! Help!!!
Mugi - Hey hey hey! Ima bring this guy down!
Ash - *Activates super Pikachu mode* Bring eet awn!
*Raped Mugi*
Mugi - *Was raped* Hey! You! Are you gay or sumthin'?! *Walked avey*
Shinobi - *Got scared of the man Raping Ash and ran away*
Naruto - I guess it's up to you guys.. Ready ladies?
iEmo , Tobz, Chan - Yup!
Tobz, iEmo and Chan began created rasengans and slowly forming all 3 rasengans together.
Naruto - Wait! *Quickly formed a pink rasengan and formed into the bigger one*
Ash - *Creates a black and red beam of fire* You peepoles are going down!
Naruto - GO!!!!!!!
The four people ran at Ash. Yes there is 4 hands in one huge rasengan at once! Strange. Very strange.
Ash threw the beam of fire at the 4 other people that he dosn't know.
*Manly scream*
ZonDer - *Mumbles : What loosers..*
Nexus - I'm with ZonDer!
Alright, so in the last chapter, Teh-Tobz, Chanxyz and iEmo set off to training. When they were almost done their training with Naruto-Kun, -Sin- came up running towards them. Telling them a war will be predicted!
Now shall we see who the enemies are?
Versuvio - We are all gathered here to protect our village from destruction and pain. You will be separated into 2 groups, Senseis' and regular Shinobi. If you are a sensei, please make your way towards this post.
All the sensei's slowly walk towards the post.
Nexus - HURRY UP! DON'T MAKE ME K---
Rei - *Cuts Nexus off* Now Nexus, don't be so cruel !
Nexus - *Rolls eyes*
Versuvio - Anywho, you shinobi, get ready! The enemies could be here
in any second now!
Naruto - Excuse me V. I think it is better if we create some organized rows.
Verusvio - Mmm.. I am so so sorry. No U_U
Suddenly a group of city people flashed in the village's way.
Ash - Go Turtle thing! *A big turtle appeared in front of Ash*
Caliburn - *Looks at Ash* Why isn't he using Pikachu?
Oh yeah.. I'm doomed.
Ash - Use the grass slice thingy Turtle! *The turtle does a green slice at random shinobis*
Shinobi #1 - *Huge moan as blood rushes out* Ugh.. I can't believe a big fat turtle made me bleed. Beyat*hhh!
Versuvio - Sakura! Tsunade! Any nurse here?! Send them into the uh.. room thingy!
Ash - *Throws Poke-ball* Go Brock! *A huge person came out*
Use the Miley Cyrus attack nao!
Brock - Look Ash.. For the last time.. I'm not your slave and I'm not going to sing. Singing in front of all these people will ruin my life.
Ash - FINE THEN! BE LIKE THAT! *Steals Caliburn's sword and stabs Brock with it*
Emperor - Noooo~! *Turned into Zetzu,then swallowed Brock whole*
Don't ever steal my meal again!
Ash - Oh yeah? Go Turtle!
The turtle killed half of the shinobi at once.
Awkward silence..
Random Ninjas - *Loud moan* *Blood Gushing Out* Help! Help! Help!!!
Mugi - Hey hey hey! Ima bring this guy down!
Ash - *Activates super Pikachu mode* Bring eet awn!
*Raped Mugi*
Mugi - *Was raped* Hey! You! Are you gay or sumthin'?! *Walked avey*
Shinobi - *Got scared of the man Raping Ash and ran away*
Naruto - I guess it's up to you guys.. Ready ladies?
iEmo , Tobz, Chan - Yup!
Tobz, iEmo and Chan began created rasengans and slowly forming all 3 rasengans together.
Naruto - Wait! *Quickly formed a pink rasengan and formed into the bigger one*
Ash - *Creates a black and red beam of fire* You peepoles are going down!
Naruto - GO!!!!!!!
The four people ran at Ash. Yes there is 4 hands in one huge rasengan at once! Strange. Very strange.
Ash threw the beam of fire at the 4 other people that he dosn't know.
*Manly scream*
ZonDer - *Mumbles : What loosers..*
Nexus - I'm with ZonDer!
