the hangover,man drinks,falls asleep,wakes up and finds his penis missing

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If you’ve ever woken up after a night of drinking not knowing where you were or what happened to your possessions, then this story will put those bad mornings into perspective. Geraldo Ramos, a 64-year-old Dominican man, told local TV station Noticias Sin that he passed out drunk and woke up without a body part: his penis.

The 45-year-old from Santiago says he has no clue where his penis went, but neighbors told the station that Ramos was attacked by a dog when he was drunk. Ramos, however, has no recollection of this. The alleged dog has not been found.

If a dog did take his penis, it wouldn’t be the first time in recent weeks that a dog has made off with a man’s genitalia. In late July, a paralyzed man in Arkansas woke up to discover that his canine companion had eaten one of this testicles.

The dog which is said to have attacked him has not been traced, nor indeed has Mr Ramos’s penis.

Mr Ramos now has to wear a catheter and was filmed recuperating at his home.

He says that he has learned his lesson – Mr Ramos told a newspaper that he is to lay off the drink from now on.

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Alcohol is poison. I don't get surprised when I read the stuff that alcohol causes anymore.
 

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I feel sorry for him. No penis = no girls = no *** = no joy = no life = suicide.
 

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Stuff like this is why I don't drink.
 

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Looks like he got the shaft.:cool:
 

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lolol . .oh man, what a drunkard . .did not even bother when that dog bit him there
 

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Drink isn't bad, just saying. Its all about the amount, knowing your limit and who you're with. This guy obviously drank too much which is not the recommended amount.
-Its all about moderation. So don't say I don't drink because of events like this.
 

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Damn, I need to get as wasted as this guy
 

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If im not gonna have a penis , please just kill me .
 

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Incredibly bad luck. At least he didn't feel any pain as he was knocked out. The only positive from this story.
 

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I saw a thread in chatterbox titled 'What do you fear?' or something like that, I thought meh. Now I think I'm going to post in there.

As for the guy, I found it strange that he says "I now learned my lesson", I would have been freaking out too much over the fact that I no longer have my wiener than the actual moral of the story. But, the article did say he's 65, he probably wasn't using it too much outside of peeing. That's a serious statement by the way. Also, considering the possibility he may be an alcoholic, the majority of his time may be spent indulging in alcohol. So, I guess it's not much of a shock that he didn't totally freak out like I would have.


@Punk I agree lol. But I would first kill/torture the person that did it to me. Totally serious.
 
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Ouu...that must have been tough

Disadvantages of having a penis lol
 

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I don't know how drunk you need to be to not feel a dog literally ripping off your genitalia, but I want to be that drunk.
 

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I don't know if I should pity him or not.
 

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I'm guessing he had a bad morning. #ShitHappens
 
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