The funny Naruto character dialog thread.

[Shadow Phantasm]

This thread is about coming up with funny dialog for Naruto characters so post whatever funny dialog you want about your favorite characters.Here's mine:

Sakura:Sasuke,why don't you like me?

Sasuke:Are you seriously asking me that?I don't have time for this.

Sakura:Come on!You had girls fall for you all the time and yet you never react,don't you like me atleast?

Sasuke:....You're not my type.

Sakura:Then what is your type?

Sasuke:I'm not telling you that.

Sakura:Then I'm not going to stop asking.

SasukeSighs)You are so annoying...I like Naruto.

Sakura:You like Naruto?Do you mean as a friend or...

Sasuke:No,I like him for other....reasons.

Sakura:Ohh,that explains alot......you two always act like a couple at times.Still,I bet Orochimaru will be quite upset.

Sasuke:About that.....I would'nt go near Orochimaru's lab if I were you.

Meanwhile at Orochimaru's lab....

Orochimaru:Why Sasuke?!Why did you leave me for the Kyuubi brat?I've got to do something....maybe I can use a experiment to get Sasuke back.Hehehehe....I will have you to myself once again.

Kabutoid you say something,Lord Orochimaru?

Orochimaru:I did'nt say anything!Get back to work you Orochimaru wannabe!You could never handle my awesome intellect or pull off my creepiness like I can.

 

[Miyata]

Tobirama: why are you so much better than me!

Minato: hate the player not the game!

 

[mikeeozua]

Minato: Obito.....
Obito: You're a failure sensei.....
Minato: Obito..... you b**** ass mother****** wait till i get up there and SEND YOUR ASS BACK TO THE ACADEMY!

 

[Ecsko Bar]

Madara: Hashi Let's get dinner! My treat??

Hashirama: Shhhhhhh... Not so loud people will hear you

 

[Shadow Phantasm]

Tobirama: why are you so much better than me!

Minato: hate the player not the game!

That's a good one.Here's another:

Madara:Finally....I will defeat you Hashirama!

Hashirama:You still haven't learned from all those times I kicked your a*s.Go get something else besides stealing my DNA just so you could be on my level.You're pathetic Madara and you are a digrace...I won't even bother beating you for the 100th time because you're not worth it.

Madara::NO:

 

[Ovan]

Minato: Obito.....
Obito: You're a failure sensei.....
Minato: Obito..... you b**** ass mother****** wait till i get up there and SEND YOUR ASS BACK TO THE ACADEMY!

Lmao. I like this one.

 

[Shadow Phantasm]

Obito:You let Rin.

Kakash:She was'nt even into you and there are other girls you have gotten.I still can't believe you turned evil over some *****.

 

[RNITBmsage]

Hashirama: "Bro, why you always so..."
Tobirama: "Silence!"

Naruto: "I wanna be Hoka..."
Tobirama: "Silence!"

Obito: "Because you let Rin..."
Tobirama: "Silence!"
Obito: "But...Rin..."
Tobirama: "SILENCE!!!!"

Madara: "The Will of Hatred will..."
Tobirama: "Silence!"

Jiraiya: "I will bang that chick so..."
Tobirama: "Silence!"

Hinata: "Na...Naruto-Kun..."
Tobirama: "Silence!"

Tobirama: "Silence!"
Shikamaru: "I didn't say any..."
Tobirama: "Sileeeeence!"

 

[Takos]

<Kakashi prepares to use Kamui>
Obito: I'M NOT AFRAID OF SOME BORROWED POWERS!
Kakashi: Wha, what? Seriously? You threat me with Orochimaru-wannebe's immortal bijuus, then you jump at me with these wooden logs of the First and Madara's creepy metal sticks, then regenerate the white guy's artificial body after you get hit... and you ridicule my Kamui?! Man, not cool.
Obito: I only have all these because of the damn rock that fell on me! And it fell on me because of YOU, you masked bastard!
Kakashi: A masked bastard?! Really, Obito, you're such a hypocrite!
Obito: Don't you try to say anything about my mask, I only started wearing it because YOU FREAKING IMPALED RIN WITH RAIKIRI.
Kakashi: ...no, I didn't.
Obito: Yes, you d...
Kakashi: RAIKIRI!
Obito: Ghh.. you see! You're doing it again! When will you stop impaling your comrades?!
Kakashi: Damn it, you should be dead! I hate these creepy regenerative abilities of yours. OR SHOULD I SAY ZETSU'S?
Obito: I thought we've already explained that one!
Kakashi: I hate you.
Obito: Go f**k yourself.

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Obito: So now you see, Sasuke, all Itachi wanted was to keep his village and his brother safe.
Sasuke: Yeah, so it seems.
Obito: So, what do you think of Itachi now?
Sasuke: Best bro EVER!
Obito: Yeah, I guess. So, maybe you'd like to utterly DESTROY the village your brother tried so hard to protect?
Sasuke: HELL YEAH.
Obito: Sure.

 

[Shadow Phantasm]

Sakura:I'm actually doing something useful,thank you Kishimoto.

Next few chapters...

Sakura:Great....now I'm back on the sidelines again.

 

[DeDoll]

Sasuke aint gay he loves karin :#

 

[Avinash012]

Hashirama: "Bro, why you always so..."
Tobirama: "Silence!"

Naruto: "I wanna be Hoka..."
Tobirama: "Silence!"

Obito: "Because you let Rin..."
Tobirama: "Silence!"
Obito: "But...Rin..."
Tobirama: "SILENCE!!!!"

Madara: "The Will of Hatred will..."
Tobirama: "Silence!"

Jiraiya: "I will bang that chick so..."
Tobirama: "Silence!"

Hinata: "Na...Naruto-Kun..."
Tobirama: "Silence!"

Tobirama: "Silence!"
Shikamaru: "I didn't say any..."
Tobirama: "Sileeeeence!"

I like this^^^^^^^^^^^^^

 

[GOD2U]

Minato: Sensei can you teach me techniques?

Jiraiya( watching girls undress ): [Fap, Fap, Fap, Fap.] Shhh. Not now minato. Go study some of the hokage moves and learn them.[ Fap, Fap, Fap, Fap, Fap.]

Minato: Well I guess if I can master those I can become hokage one day. Let's see The first hokage requires his dna, which I don't have, the third hokage just learns them and can't use them, but the second hokage. Perfect I'll just copy
him and the younger generation who don't know him will hail me as a genius!!!!

Minato: Now what should I name my new moves?