[Comedy] The Final Line!

tysoncs

Active member
Regular
Joined
May 18, 2013
Messages
1,031
Kin
0💸
Kumi
0💴
Trait Points
0⚔️
This is just for a joke, and it is my first fiction of this kind. I will try to make a fiction that include the fandom. So let go.

Title: The final Line!

The war is ongoing after many month in the fandom and two days in the Narutoverse. Everyone seems tired. The Narutoverse seems to be on the brink to undergoing the IT, and all the fans across the world are making their best predictions for the last battle of the war arc.

SasukeFandom: Meh! this stupid Kishi is ignoring us. i don't care about the plot line or whatever logic. Just bring my Sasuke and make him the hero.

NarutoFandom: No matter what they do, Naruto will be the last man standing with the praise.

Kishimoto to his secretary: DId you see the last chapter. I bet all the forums are fired up right now.

In the Narutoverse, it is difficult to decide whether the alliance is in danger or not. Madara and Obito have evolve from being Uchiha with haxed Jutsus to puppet masters. They would like to enjoy the fandom, but their talent as ppupet master is not comparable to Sasori's. Worse, their puppet is alive, and they don't seem to know all his power.

Obito: eh, Madara. I think we should change the music.
Madara: What music, kid? Don't be so hasty.
Obito: Oh, I forgot you have been dead for a long time. There are some new expressions now.
Madara: Expression?
Obito: Yeah. I meant the way we are fighting must change. The fandom should be tired of juubiBeam right now!
Madara: Did you lost your memory? Go back to the time when the boulder brought you to me. The only difference is that right now, we are not in a cave.
Obito: What do you mean?
Madara: Once you attach yourself to the Mazou like what we did, you cannot move, and you cannot use your Jutsu.
Obito: But we can make some Zetsu!
Madara: My, my. You bring some memories. I wish I had Hashimara's cell. He was the one I hated the most. Yet, he still is the one I admire the most!
Obito: Meh! fanboyism again at time such as this, but I can understand. It is same as me.
Madara: You?
Obito: This brat Naruto! I was just like him.


While the announced deadly vilain are discussing peacefully, the heroes seems to be out of solution.

Naruto: Kurama! why do you stop giving my fuel.
Kurama: I have to retire. Just wait till I come back.
Naruto: Aren't you underestimating me? You forget we were enemy once and I had to kick your butt.
Kurama: Believe me, there is nothing you can do without me.

SasukeFandom: yeah, Kishi has to bring Sasuke. Naruto is finish and Sasuke is the only one who can pull out something with the help of Orochimaru.

NarutoFandom: To think you want orochimaru to become the savior of the world.

Naruto: Everyone, don't worry. I still have plenty of chakra.

Naruto suddenly make the hand seal for the kage bushin.

Kakashi: Are you really and idiot?
Madara: This kid has no brain!
SasukeFandom: Madara is right!
NarutoFandom: This is a win. We know it. he always win a battle with a super Kage team.

Naruto: Madara! I will show you a super move that will beat your infinite Tsukyomi - The alliance move!
Madara: you are incopetent.

SasukeFandom: Madara is going to show some super move. I predict a bloody battlefield in the next chapter. Maybe group battle.

NarutoFandom: The battle was over the minute he made the clone seal.

After one week of patience to see the outcome, the whole fandom is sleepless. They heard that there is an early release, and everyone rush to his computer.

Guess what happened


Naruto: Alliance no Jutsu. It has a name.
KAAAAA....MEEEEE....HAAAA.....MEEEEEEEE
A blast of Rasengan form with the help of the Hyuga clan charge on Madara and Obito.

Kishi to his forum monitor: There is no need to check. They are surely talking abot plot armor, PIS/CIS etc. I have been a long time fan of DBz, and could not finish the war without the Kamehameha. Next chapter, I will give Sasuke a new Sharingan so that they can have new discussion.



The end.

I hope you enjoyed it. A few month ago, the fandom was hit with Tobi=Obito. The scenario was so simple that many disagreed. I predict something similar for the end of this war.
 
Top