The dumbest crap you've posted

katandthehat · Jan 19, 2016

I recently rediscovered this account. And some of the crap I've posted is giving me cancer. So why not showcase it and have a decent discussion? Post some of your own cancer.
Btw, I was 14
My Zetsu-tardedness:

Zetsu Vs. Itachi
I allready think Zetsu would win, but who do you think would win?

Why Zetsu is awesomeness:
First of all, Zetsu was created from Harishima's DNA(White Zetsu). This gives him EPIC spying abilities. His Mayfly is damn near untraceable! It also allows him Incredible defense because Instead of blocking, he can just seep into the ground. It's largest gain is its offense. Harishima's dna allows Zetsu to create multiple clones of himself to bombard and overwhelm his enemy, and White Zetsu can use his Sporification technique to suck the chakra out of his opponent.

Zetsu also contains part of Madara in him(Black Zetsu). This gives him amazing stratigic abilities, good offence,the ability to record what he observes, one badass attitude, And For all you Obito/Tobi fanboys, Obito wouldn't even know were to go without Zetsu's Madara side! -3-
In conclusion, Zetsu=Awsome!

Okay ima say something. @USSJ, are you sure your not just hatin' on itachi?
@Everyone else: Black Zetsu has the ability to record everything he sees. Hence, he'd know EVERYTHING about itachi. He is a Sensor, and doesn't need sight to track his enemy. Maito Guy didn't look at Itachi face and still held his own, so a sensor type such a Zetsu could easly hold his own too. Clones are included! Zetsu does have wood release, so yes, he has fighting abilities.

Trolling fails:

Ok so i used a scalpel and gave him whiskers after he was born, and now i want to give him nine fox tails too. I tried to sow them on but it hurt him too much, and he started to scream. I then tried a hot glue hun, but he ran away. what do i do?

What the F happened to the Suna Ninja?
Throughout part 1, the suna ninja were way more kick-ass than konoha. They saved everyone's ass on more than 1 occasion. But we get to part two, and they all get the tar beaten out of them. Examples:
-Sasori beats Kankuro~ Sasori gets killed by konoha's #1 most useless ninja and and old lady
-Gaara gets beat by Deidara~ The leaf Ninja kick his ass
-Temari becomes a wind master~ Naruto has Wind release

WTF?!! Did they just sit and pick their noses for 3 years?!!

This thread tho:

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More BS:

Okay. I was like, six when I saw the episode, but in the chunin exams, when Gaara screamed "BLOOD! MY BLOOD" I 1-Pissed my self 2- Had four Nightmares 3- wouldn't talk for 2 days
Gaara's still one of my faves, but still, am I the only who was freaked by it?

EDIT: You don't have to click no just cause you din't piss yourself, i just thought some of you would find that funny.

By now, NB is pretty damn tough. We survived countless mobs of fanboys and fangirls, with troll waves sprinkled throughout. We are also recovering from the era of the Tsunade fanboys, but now, we get to survive a new breed of troll, the slaves. The slaves operate by claiming to be a slave of one of the most cherished Posters. Then, the real hell begins.
At first, they seemed like pleasent Nb'ers haveing a good time, but today has been the start of their, "Plot".
They have shown no bounds when it comes to trolling. They post threads constantly, and one, Dream's Lover, even went so far as to post a vaginal picture meant to flame/ troll one of our more popular postests, Hipster Madara, though thank god she removed it before too many people veiwed it.
After the Tsunade era, it would have been nice to have some recover time, but trolls sense when we are weakest, and know when its time to strike.
And so the era of the slave begins...

Hi! I'm new here!
Hi! I'm katandthehat! I thought I'd make this first post to meet new people here! First things first, I like Anime, Jello, and Art. I dislike Sasuke (If your a fangirl I apologize), because he's cocky selfish, and a total jerk. Now its Your turn to tell me about yourself! Don't be shy!

PREPARE YOUR ANUS FOR ONE SHITTY BIO

My First Bio: Kaji Sunaharu!
Sorry if it fails its my first time so... <

Name: Kaji Sunaharu
Appearance:
[insert shitty stolen pic]

Age: 16
Kekkei Genkai:Ryuujin Release
Family: Deceased
Background: Kaji has a rare kekkei genkai that runs through her family named Ryuujin Release, allowing her to summon and, if needed, transform into various dragons. Because she was the only current clan member with these abilities, she became a target for Orochimaru, and at the age of four he killed her family and kidnapped her. For four years he trained her, and during which she became close friends with Juugo, Kimimaro, Suigetsu, and Karin. After four years of training Kaji left to go to the chunnin exams. There she met the Konoha 11, and grew close to them. Afterwards she stayed in Konoha, became an ANBU for one year, and was kiddnapped again by orochimaru. She is currently an Akatsuki Subordanate, and a part-time member of Team Taka.
People she dislikes: Kabuto, Orochimaru(Durr...), Sakura, and Ino.
Elements Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Wood, And Lightning.

Jutsu: Water clone jutsu
Rank: E
Range: Short
Chakra cost: 5
Discription: Creates multiple clones of oneself from water.

Fire dragon jutsu:
Rank: E
Chakra cost: 5
Discription: Creats a giant fire dragon to torch enemy.

Yeah... IT SUCKS. Please try not to flame me too bad...

Please flame, I deserve it